the sound shit makes when it breaks the surface of the water
and touches the bottom of the toilet, followed by an up splash of water/urine touching ones ass
and touches the bottom of the toilet, followed by an up splash of water/urine touching ones ass
by {PLONK} December 10, 2006
A full head of weave, worn by usually a black woman or girl. which looks so fake that it may have fallen from the sky and landed on your head. a plonk on.
by Kandikueen March 14, 2011
from: the on-line hacker Jargon File, version 4.2.3:
plonk excl.,vt. Usenet: possibly influenced by British slang
`plonk' for cheap booze, or `plonker' for someone behaving stupidly
(latter is lit. equivalent to Yiddish `schmuck') The sound a {newbie}
makes as he falls to the bottom of a {kill file}. While it originated
in the {newsgroup} talk.bizarre, this term (usually written "*plonk*")
is now (1994) widespread on Usenet as a form of public ridicule.
plonk excl.,vt. Usenet: possibly influenced by British slang
`plonk' for cheap booze, or `plonker' for someone behaving stupidly
(latter is lit. equivalent to Yiddish `schmuck') The sound a {newbie}
makes as he falls to the bottom of a {kill file}. While it originated
in the {newsgroup} talk.bizarre, this term (usually written "*plonk*")
is now (1994) widespread on Usenet as a form of public ridicule.
by HTH January 26, 2003
by the_nerd December 2, 2003
in Australian slang -
1: wine. usually referring to cheap wine but not neccessarily.
2: to place something down on a surface (even one's bum).
1: wine. usually referring to cheap wine but not neccessarily.
2: to place something down on a surface (even one's bum).
1: do you reckon a couple of bottles of plonk will be enough for dinner?
2: hey, come'n plonk your bum down and watch the movie, darl.
2: hey, come'n plonk your bum down and watch the movie, darl.
by periwinkle January 14, 2005
A word used on message boards as a response to some turd, to let them know you've just put them on ignore.
by Tom Joe December 22, 2006