{PLONK}'s definitions

Technoretard

a person who has no idea about technology. They are so far behind you think they were born yesterday

person 1: im gonna go surf the net, cya
person 2: urgh.....the net?
person 1:*sigh*..technoretard

e.g 2
person 1: wanna watch tv?
person 2: tv?
person 1: ..argh

by {PLONK} July 17, 2006

urban it

an order/command to put something on urbandictionary or search it on urbandictionary

person 1:"dude wtf is snow plow?
person2 : urban it
e.g2
person 1: i snow plowed this chick
person 2: haha snow plow..good one u should urban it

by {PLONK} July 29, 2006

technodowner

a person who pretends they know something about technology, but in fact have no idea

person 1: i bought a mobile phone that has bluetooth
person 2: do u even know what bluetooth does?
person 1: offcourse i do it lets u take better pictures
person 2: *sigh*..ur such a technodowner

by {PLONK} July 12, 2006

gerdahe

what indian people say after every sentence, followed by a side to side movement to the head

white guy: how much is the ice-cream?
indian shopowner: 3 dollars...gerdahe *moves head side to side*

by {PLONK} July 31, 2006

{PLONK}

the sound shit makes when it breaks the surface of the water
and touches the bottom of the toilet, followed by an up splash of water/urine touching ones ass

guy: *shits*...*{PLONK} sound*
guy: urgh....*shudders as he feels the water touch his ass*

by {PLONK} March 5, 2007