Strippers

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Hot as chicks who pole dance and get naked and they pretend that they think your the man so they can just get some of your money.

Strippers make me happy...untill i walk out of the strip bar and realise no hot as girl would ever give me that much attention in real life.

Strippers by SuckMyKiss89 September 19, 2010

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Strippers

so when you are alone and you need some company you call some strippers. YES they are some psycho bitches

when i fucked a Strippers she was all LIKE OH FUCK YEs YES .. do you think i wanna hear that shit it scares the shit out of me you crazy fuckin bitch. just keep to the norm and moan like a normal hoe

Strippers by african von negrostein January 20, 2009

Strippers

A concrete noun that you should neither see nor touch.

I don't like seeing strippers after I lost all my savings in that Cleveland strip club.

Strippers by bobthebuilder96 June 7, 2019

Strippers Mouth

Strippers Mouth, n. - The clogged, strep sensation in a womans throat the day after she has given a deep blowjob.

Natasha: So how was last night with your new boyfriend?

Trish: Oh god it was terrible, it shoved it in my mouth deep and now i think I have strippers mouth

Strippers Mouth by Legit, BabaBryan July 14, 2010

Strippers bitch

A man who goes down on strippers and sex workers and becomes their bitch

Alfredo is such a strippers bitch , he thinks that’s live man , what a bitch

Strippers bitch by nerds from burbs July 23, 2019

Strippers with Scissors

Female hair stylists

Bill: Wow, your ex-girlfriend is hot but she's muy loco!
Dennis: Yeah I know... Strippers with Scissors. What are ya gonna do?

Strippers with Scissors by tag heuer August 27, 2009

strippers mohawk

Another name for the 'landing strip' or French waxing style of bikini wax.

That expensive prostitute I paid for sported a strippers mohawk and after taking her back to my apartment I promptly raped and murdered her.

strippers mohawk by Johnny the rapist May 15, 2010

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026