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small penis 

A penis of less than five inches. But most girls are willing to deal with a small penis if there is a caring and sweet guy attached to it. There are other things you can do in the bedroom with a girl, and LOTS of things to do outside the bedroom that mean a lot more to us. Yes there are some shallow girls demanding 7+ inch penises but most of them aren't worth the time of day anyway. The whole size thing is overrated.
Would I rather be in a relationship with a sweeheart with a small penis, or a total jerk with a big one? I'll take a small sweetheart any day.
small penis by AmyK92 October 24, 2010
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small penis 

reproductive organ attached to a male which is extremely small, comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy. clinical statistics show that out of anglo-saxon-european, african-negroid, east-asian, middle-eastern and latin-hispanic men, the most least endowed is found in majority of anglo-saxon-european men, barely getting over 2.5 inches.

compared to african-negroid, east-asian, middle-eastern and latin-hispanic men whom are all around 5-6 inches, which is the global standard. this is not to say every white man has a 2 inch cock. there are indeed some with 4 inches or more. in american/western porn, you will find the 0.000141945% of white men with much larger penis than the rest of his diaspora.

hollywood is where all the famous white men are. american porn is where all the abnormally larger penis white men are.

because of this disability (known in central and east africa as 'white man syndrome') white women are making themselves available for other races. indeed, there are more white women traveling to africa for sex than ever before.

new studies in 2012 find that population in anglo-saxon-european countries are on the decline because white women are becoming less receptive to white men. for sexual reasons. now the white race faces threat of extinction because of the white man's small penis.

small penis of white men is causing the extinction of his own race. white man is the diseases of the planet and his small penis is the disease to white women and to himself.
they say,
asteroids killed the dinosaurs.
nazis killed the jews.
and small penis killed the white man.
small penis by WonderWomanAlice October 8, 2012

small penis 

what tom cruise has
katie holmes in an online sex magazine, said: "tom cruise has a 2 inch small penis and i never feel anything, but im very good at pretending."
small penis by Hollywood-Smack November 2, 2012

small penis 

A penis where it is actually not up to par with the peers, usally no bigger than four inches
Jason hammock has a small penis, he is hung like a new born baby in the artic
small penis by alex rice May 25, 2003

small penis 

a short man with hardly a cock.
Jerry: "Man! Nick you have got one SMALL PENIS!"
Nick: "I thought 1.5 inches was long?!"
small penis by Ryan May 22, 2003

small penis 

A penis which is small. Generally held by those less gifted, not just white people. Medical facts have given explanations for that urban myth and have proven it wrong.
Damn son, you're hung like a field mouse!
small penis by LuDa May 22, 2003

Small Penis 

A penis that is usually no longer than 4 inches. Nearly every man on earth wouldn't want this. Also known as a "Maggot".
Nico said,"Oh my god, you have a small penis! Oh well, a little wank will do some good..."
Small Penis by Prince Myst January 8, 2008
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