politics 

Derived from the root word "poly" meaning "many" and "ticks" meaning "bloodsucking insects."

God, I hate politics.

politics by Pshaw May 17, 2005

Politics 

The art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly,and applying the wrong remedies

Politics:
republicans suck
democrats suck

Politics by ZQ December 28, 2005

politics 

The fastest way to lose friends.

Guy A: What do you think about politics.
Guy B: ... Yeah, I'm outta here.

politics by Ryan Clark Jr. September 20, 2016

politics 

life in only two dimensions
it's when you are presented with no more than two choices ever as though there were only two sides or only two possible positions on all of life's most complex issues...
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both sides are really screwed up but one of them acts like it's never ever wrong and this works to tug at the heart strings of soccer moms and ignorant but well meaning kids and gain their sympathies

politics is really screwed up

politics by fock you assholes February 11, 2007

politics 

Promoting the lies of a particular group.

"Daddy, why did you lie to them?" "It's politics, son"

politics by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008

politics 

"poli" meaning many and "tics" annoying blood sucking creatures.

politics by Murdoch September 19, 2003

politics 

Poli: Many
+
Tic(k)s: Bloodsucking creatures.
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= Many bloodsucking creatures.

Why is it that mankind will tear down a living leader, but revere a dead one? See George Bush.




-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...

politics by Phrigajiblenoghip May 25, 2004