[phunt]

Saying ' phunt ' is a way of calling someone a cunt in an online forum/poker room without getting the software team blocking your chat.

Omg.. he just called all in with 5 high , what a ''phunt''.

by Donk Slayer January 13, 2009

Phunt

n.
A new curse word that does not mean anything, but is still a general curse word that can be used in a social setting.

Look at that jerk over there. He is seriously being a phunt little nugget muncher.

by SerasAtomsk November 12, 2007

phunt

to show through sound

Phunt this album to all of your friends because it is great.

by dictionary_egg February 6, 2007

Phunt

To use in place of various curse words. Most commonly used when expressing one's distaste for a certain subject or action.

Uni: Let's go get blazed!
Phil: Phunt that! I'm straight edge!

by Jncoguy August 30, 2005

Phunt

Similar meaning to the meaning of the word cunt, the word applies to fat cunts. The 'ph' is used instead of the letter 'f' to make the word bigger implying the individual or group it is said to is bigger than the average person.

Bob: Tim is such a fat cunt

Jim: Yeah, he is a Phunt

Bob: Hahaha

by Funnnykunt October 15, 2012

pount pount

(exc.) a partly dialectical derivative of "wount" which is also partly derivative in meaning; as with "wount," it has no precise or definable meaning but normally is used as an exclamatory remark to express a variety of emotions; different from "wount," however, which traditionally is used to symbolize the poking of one's gut, "pount pount" is most frequently used as a greeting among friends, often spoken as one hand makes a general, sometimes indistinguishable up-down movement nearly behind but just to the right or left (depending on which hand is used) of the speaker's head as the other hand is vaguely held forward in either a general and lazy pointing fashion or in a vague hand-shaking type of posture; suitable to be spoken in either an energetic and happy tone or a deadpan, expressionless fashion

It had been a long time since they had seen each other, yet as Roof crossed the terminal, Swain approached him and with an expressionless face said, "Pount pount."

Bainz, certain that he heard footsteps, turned around and found Byrne, whose right hand was just to the left of his own head, the other extended, saying "Pount pount!"

by P'tainz February 12, 2013

dick punt

When a guy is spooning his significant other and pushes them off the couch with their dick.

My girlfriend was being annoying so I dick punted her off the couch.

by DicKing May 19, 2016