Phunt

n.
A new curse word that does not mean anything, but is still a general curse word that can be used in a social setting.

Look at that jerk over there. He is seriously being a phunt little nugget muncher.

by SerasAtomsk November 12, 2007

phunt

to show through sound

Phunt this album to all of your friends because it is great.

by dictionary_egg February 6, 2007

Phunt

To use in place of various curse words. Most commonly used when expressing one's distaste for a certain subject or action.

Uni: Let's go get blazed!
Phil: Phunt that! I'm straight edge!

by Jncoguy August 30, 2005

Phunt

Similar meaning to the meaning of the word cunt, the word applies to fat cunts. The 'ph' is used instead of the letter 'f' to make the word bigger implying the individual or group it is said to is bigger than the average person.

Bob: Tim is such a fat cunt

Jim: Yeah, he is a Phunt

Bob: Hahaha

by Funnnykunt October 15, 2012

[phunt]

Saying ' phunt ' is a way of calling someone a cunt in an online forum/poker room without getting the software team blocking your chat.

Omg.. he just called all in with 5 high , what a ''phunt''.

by Donk Slayer January 13, 2009

Phantom Shagger

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.

Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.

by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013

Phantom of the Megaplex

Is Kathleen's.

Girl #1: "Let's go talk to Phantom of the Megaplex."
Girl #2: "No no, he's Kathleen's."

by Sarah Lee Simmons January 22, 2009