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fuck friend
We are not really dating, he is just my ff.
[ff] by altered ego March 29, 2009
Words you can keep
FF means many things, some already said, I might (most likely will) repeat.
#1. Fist fucking- the act of stuffing a fist up a pussy *owch*
#2. Foot fucking- a type of masturbation that women do to their male partners dick.
#3. Final fantasy- a game played by geeks, such as my boyfriend, that I should probably learn to play.
#4. Fan Fiction- a type of writing that uses already made characters from books and movies and such that have sex, also called slash... gay LOTR ones at www.libraryofmoria.com.
#5. Father fucker- a person who likes to fuck their dad/friend's dad.
#6. Fucking freak- ... me...
I think I've made myself clear.
ff by MizMilenko May 27, 2004
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An acronym for fruit fly AKA fag hag.
What would a gay man be with out his fabulous FF?
FF by LADYDTK October 27, 2010
Stocking fetishist abbreviation for old-fashioned stockings from the 40's and 50's that are knitted flat and sewn together leaving a distinctive back seam. Authentic full fashioned stockings also have a top welt made by doubling the fabric over and sewn with a small hole in the back seam called a "finishing hole".

Look, it matters to you if it matters.
"Hi, baby, are you wearing your FF stockings and your CFM pumps? I'll be right over for a little soft-core CBT..."
FF by Axel von Auersperg September 16, 2005
Friendly fuck
Bob: Totally fucked a chick last night

Rob: Man u in love?

Bob: No it was a FF.
FF by Lanban November 30, 2010
heres all the definitions for FF:

freindly fire
Fire fight
Flying fuck
Flaming Fist
Frostfire
fortissimo
focus fire
Front Wheel Drive
Forum faggot
Freedom Fries
finds funny
False Friend
Fake fuck
Foot Fucker
Fucking Fool
Fan Fiction
Final Fantasy
Front flip
fun fuck
Fucking freak
Father fucker
Fist fucking
Fat Fuck
Freshly fucked
Fatal Fury
Final Fight
Front Engine
Bob: FF!
Joe: False Friend?
bob: no
Joe: Fire fight?
bob: NO
joe: Forum faggot?
Bob: No, noob
Joe: Front flip?
Bob: wait it was the second one...
ff by Is this name used? August 7, 2006
Synonym for giving up, it's originally the chat command to submit a surrender vote to your team when you're 20 minutes in a game of League of Legends on Summoner's Rift, or 15 minutes in the Howling Abyss where games are typically shorter.
#1
- And there goes the baron... There's only one thing to do RN...
-No way man, I don't /ff, that's a matter of princple...

#2
-Free tonight?
-No way dude, gotta study like crazy... I showed you my test results!
-Yeah you did, that looks like an /ff to me, better luck next year tho.
-I guess you're right...
-Free tonight then!
/ff by Haleph January 16, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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