[dipfuck] Share definition Flag 1. a Chocolate-Dipped penis 2. A stupid-ass person who likes to fuck themselves over with stupidity Steve was such a little dipfuck today, he didn't do his homework and he tripped me. [dipfuck] by Anu. January 30, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the [dipfuck] mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch