"Hey Matt, have you ever wondered how interchangable 'dipshit' and 'dipfuck' are?
"Yes, you dipshit, why do you always have to be a such a stupid dipfuck?"
A form of
sex when two (or more) people
fondle so profusely it is considered sex (i.e.
fucking).
Usually preformed in the presence of friends at a social activity when actual sex isn't an option.
Alternative to
making out.
Dude, did you see Spencer last night? He was sitting there fondle fucking Stacie during the whole movie.
1. To
steal. Usually by a man or woman with bright blonde hair, natural or not.
2. When a person of German or Jewish descent is believed to have stolen something. Usually has blonde hair.
Spencer- Dude, did you see that blonde kid kelletting my video camera last night?
Joey- Dude, I'm blonde.
Spencer- Are you Jewish too? I hear people have been kelletting video cameras and other electronic equipment.
Joey- Yeah, I wish I had a TV. I guess I can't get Kelleted for anything except this video camera.
Spencer-...
