A form of sex when two (or more) people fondle so profusely it is considered sex (i.e. fucking).
Usually preformed in the presence of friends at a social activity when actual sex isn't an option.
Alternative to making out.
Usually preformed in the presence of friends at a social activity when actual sex isn't an option.
Alternative to making out.
Dude, did you see Spencer last night? He was sitting there fondle fucking Stacie during the whole movie.
by ImSpartacus September 05, 2007
"Hey Matt, have you ever wondered how interchangable 'dipshit' and 'dipfuck' are?
"Yes, you dipshit, why do you always have to be a such a stupid dipfuck?"
"Yes, you dipshit, why do you always have to be a such a stupid dipfuck?"
by ImSpartacus January 15, 2008
1. One who breaks a cervix.
2. One who uses their unusually large penis to open a woman's cervix during vaginal sex. The resulting cervix is now considered "broken."
2. One who uses their unusually large penis to open a woman's cervix during vaginal sex. The resulting cervix is now considered "broken."
Stacie: Omg, I can touch the inside of my uterus now.
Jordan: Really? Me too!
Stacie: Joey was so huge; he broke my cervix last night.
Jordan: What a Cervix Breaker!
Jordan: Really? Me too!
Stacie: Joey was so huge; he broke my cervix last night.
Jordan: What a Cervix Breaker!
by ImSpartacus April 24, 2008
1. One who breaks a cervix.
2. One who uses their unusually large penis to unnaturally open a woman's cervix during vaginal sex. The resulting cervix is now considered "broken" and the owner of the said cervix will now give birth a lot quicker.
2. One who uses their unusually large penis to unnaturally open a woman's cervix during vaginal sex. The resulting cervix is now considered "broken" and the owner of the said cervix will now give birth a lot quicker.
Stacie: Omg, I can touch the inside of my uterus now.
Jordan: Really? Me too!
Stacie: Joey was so huge; he broke my cervix last night.
Jordan: Leik omg! What a Cervix Breaker!
Jordan: Really? Me too!
Stacie: Joey was so huge; he broke my cervix last night.
Jordan: Leik omg! What a Cervix Breaker!
by ImSpartacus April 23, 2008
1. To steal. Usually by a man or woman with bright blonde hair, natural or not.
2. When a person of German or Jewish descent is believed to have stolen something. Usually has blonde hair.
2. When a person of German or Jewish descent is believed to have stolen something. Usually has blonde hair.
Spencer- Dude, did you see that blonde kid kelletting my video camera last night?
Joey- Dude, I'm blonde.
Spencer- Are you Jewish too? I hear people have been kelletting video cameras and other electronic equipment.
Joey- Yeah, I wish I had a TV. I guess I can't get Kelleted for anything except this video camera.
Spencer-...
Joey- Dude, I'm blonde.
Spencer- Are you Jewish too? I hear people have been kelletting video cameras and other electronic equipment.
Joey- Yeah, I wish I had a TV. I guess I can't get Kelleted for anything except this video camera.
Spencer-...
by ImSpartacus October 25, 2007