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A website that offers free credit reports and has awfully catchy commercials.
Well I married my dream girl, I married my dream girl
But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
we’re living in the basement at her mom and dads
Though we cant get a loan for a respectable home
Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card
If we’d gone to freecreditreport.com
I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard
by Jared704 July 21, 2008

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A dipshit and Fucker mixed. synonymous with dipshit
That guy is such a dipfuck; my little brother...
by Jared704 September 26, 2006

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The President of the United states for 2000 through 2008. He happens to not know how to seperate church from state and is stupid.
We just gut bombed by affganni err afgany uhh iraq!
This is an example of dumbshit aka george w. bush
by Jared704 March 10, 2007

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A demon from the forgotten realms setting. It has two large fighting arms that are like pincers. Its other two arms are more humanoid. They have a dog like head, stand as tall as giants, are powerfully muscled and are very powerful. They seek to tempt mortals with dreams of power and wealth.
Cadderly summoned a glabrezu
by Jared704 March 06, 2007

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