Chlamydia

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"Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease (STD) caused by the bacterium, Chlamydia trachomatis, which can damage a woman's reproductive organs. Even though symptoms of chlamydia are usually mild or absent, serious complications that cause irreversible damage, including infertility, can occur "silently" before a woman ever recognizes a problem. Chlamydia also can cause discharge from the penis of an infected man." and it's also damn fun to say.

one of my friends didn't have her guy tested before they fucked and now she's got Chlamydia. It sucks so bad...

Chlamydia by Kobren June 20, 2006

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Chlamydia

a sexually transmitted disease, causing conjunctivitis in cattle and sheep and trachoma, urethritis, and proctitis in humans.

dont have sex.
because you will get Chlamydia.
and DIE.
Dont have sex in the missoinary possition.
Dont have sex standing up.
just dont do it promise?
now everyone take some rubbers...

Chlamydia by xDIRTYlittleSEXRETSx November 6, 2005

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chlamydia

A sexually transmitted disease that causes such symptoms as cloudy urine. Not all people will show symtoms. It is easily "cured" with antibiotics although it may cause damage (especially in women) if not treated.

Chlamydia: The gift that keeps on giving!

chlamydia by Janeshoe October 18, 2011

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chlamydia

the most gorgeous name you give a girl. chlamydia is kind, sweet, loving, and above all, super sexy. you should name your child chlamydia, i promise you won't regret it :)

wow is that chlamydia? she's so pretty.

chlamydia by babyeater666 July 19, 2020

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chlamydia

A word once used by xxxtentacion as another word for “clout” , meaning famous.

Damn Max got mad chlamydia on Instagram!

chlamydia by Handle fan November 27, 2018

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chlamydia

An STD,V.D.,A disese transmitted through sexual contact w/an infected partner.Symptoms include:Yellowish discharge,extreme burning upon urination,swelling of the labia majora.

Mike mahana = chlamydia

chlamydia by BitterRebound July 16, 2014

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chlamydia

I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.

I’m chlamydia.

And that’s really all there is to it.

“i’m feeling pretty chlamydia today!”

chlamydia by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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