The definition of "Skinny Penis" is a with ass dude on the internet saying " It's ya boi, skinny penis." That exact video made me a different person with magical powers. I can now make my penis wipe my own ass. Oh yeah almost forgot, if u watch the video 200 times your white af peepee turns black, and shrinks 40x . Best day of my life when that happened.
Hiesenburg: "Say my name.."
Some random ass person: "It's ya boi, skinny penis."
A guy who takes off his clothes before having sex, leaving the dick out and expects the girl to start with no foreplay. This person is usually naive and watches way too much porn. A Skinny Penis can also entail selfishness and stupidity.
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"Did you here that he Skinny Penised her?"
"No way! I haven't met a Skinny Penis since highschool"
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).