[Poon] [Goon]

Poon refers to Vagina
Goon refers to australian slang for cheap wine

Vagina Wine = Period

"Hey Miss! you on your poon goon?!"
when asking a woman if she is on her period

by Pearce, Nick, Alex, Dovey January 13, 2009

Poon Goon

A male who is obsessed with getting laid, to the point that they make a fool of themselves in the process.

A tool doing ridiculous things to make a girl want to sleep with them may be called a poon goon.

by andood January 26, 2009

Poon Goon

someone who is always out to get laid, a pussy hound

Roger is always on the prowl. He's such a Poon Goon!

by Boo Koo Dinero June 02, 2018

Poon Goon

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.

Example 1

Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.

Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!

by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017

Pre-Poon-Goon

A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.

Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.

by mGBm December 29, 2023

goon poon

a really ugly vagina

Damn that girl had a goon poon

by scumslug November 21, 2009

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 04, 2021