Norway 

The country that lasted longer than France in WWII

62 days. Norway lasted 62 days. 16 more than France.

Norway by PototatoK July 10, 2017

Norway 

A place where you can get hotdogs wrapped in bacon at the 7/11, something I can't believe hasn't appeared all over America yet.

A place where 90% of the people are extremely attractive, and obese people are hard to find.

A place that will cost you an arm and a leg to visit because of the extremely high standard of living Norwegians enjoy - due in part to the country's massive oil reserves.

The best place in the world to live, according to the UN.

Damn, that bacon dog was delicious! Too bad it cost me 50 Krones and now I can't afford to take the trikk back into town!

Norway by kwirk June 22, 2005

Norway 

Not to be confused with Sweden. Despite having very cold winters, is the best place in the world. If you aren't there right now, go there. A country that nobody hates. The women are hot, but not sluts.

Possibly the only way to improve Norway would be to make a couple of bigger cities. Oslo is the biggest city, though isn't really that big at all. If you want a modest town that reflects the perfect Norwegian way of life, go to Trondheim. All Norway needs is one or two cities the size of Brisbane or Melbourne.

Norwegian people are:
As easy-going as Australians, though as gracious as the British.
As not-caring as the Americans, though as courteous as the, erm, British.
As skilled as the Australians, though as modest as the Australians. (hehe)
As outgoing as the Americans, though as respectful as the Kiwis.
As attractive as the Swedish, though as un-slutty as the Asexuals.

Mummy! Mummy! Can I go to Norway?

Norway by sj0r December 9, 2003

Norway 

The most badass country in Scandinavia, known for their Black Metal, Vikings, Fjords, Oil and much more.

About 60% of the Americans believe that Polarbears and Eskimos are common to see in the streets of big cities, which, in some cases, may be true.

The western Coast of Norway (Norwegian: Vestlandet) are known for its cold, rainy winters and fishing-industry.

The money used in Norway are Norske Kroner (Norwegian Kroner) (NOK)

Also known in Rally for their world-known Rally-star, Petter Solberg, which have got a very bad case of mixing english and norwegian words together.

A conversation in west Norway:

Norwegian:
"Såg du at vi gikk 20 milliona krone i underskudd av Tall Ship's Races?"
"Jau, eg fekk med meg det, det e gale altså"

English:
"Did you see that we went lost 20 million kroners on the Tall Ship's Races?"
"Yes, i noticed that, man, that is bad"

Petter Solberg-English (real quotes):
"I came with a great fart and disappeared like a prikk in the sky"

(Correct english: "I came with a great speed and disappeared like a dot in the sky")

"It's not the fart that kills, it's the smell"

(Correct english: "It's not the speed that kills, its the crash")

Norway by Badass Norwegian man June 7, 2009

norway 

A country that is better than Kenya.
Main exports: Black Metal, Vikings, Cross-country skiing (not really an export).

The scenery has inspired many an atmospheric metal band. Oh, and A-ha (y'know, with the Take On Me song?).

Come to Norway, it's better than Kenya!

norway by TimFS January 16, 2005

Norway 

Best country in the world. No joke. It is Scandinavian, which is also European. All people here are attractive, rich and determined. There is lots of nature and peace.

Vikings? They are mostly in the north. Southern Norway has some, but not as many.

Person 1: Where should I travel to? Have you got any ideas?

Person 2: Yes! Forget Sweden, go to Norway!

Norway by mar192364 May 25, 2018

norway 

greatest country ever, i place where i wish i lived..

i would live in norway and get laid by hot chicks if i wasnt living in LA..

norway by some pussy eatr August 2, 2008