Definitions by kwirk

off the chain 

What happens when you're riding your bike and you shift gears too fast or incorrectly. (The "chain" comes off the spokes)

Person A: Yo man, don't be ridin' all fast and shiftin' gears like woah, yo' bike is off the chain!
Person B: Word?

off the chain by kwirk July 29, 2008

LAlien 

Someone who comes from or lives in Los Angeles.

A: Man, there sure are a lot of LAliens here tonight!
B: This is a Lakers game, you retard.

LAlien by kwirk July 25, 2008

LAlien 

Someone who lives in Los Angeles.

A: There sure are a lot of LAliens here!
B: Uhh, this is a Lakers game.

LAlien by kwirk July 16, 2008

c47 

In the film industry, it refers to a clothespin. Often used by the lighting department to attach gels to lights, keep cords out of the way, etc.

A: Hey new guy...hand me a c47.
B: *blank stare*
A: C47! *sigh*...a clothespin!
b: Oh.

c47 by kwirk January 21, 2006

Norway 

A place where you can get hotdogs wrapped in bacon at the 7/11, something I can't believe hasn't appeared all over America yet.

A place where 90% of the people are extremely attractive, and obese people are hard to find.

A place that will cost you an arm and a leg to visit because of the extremely high standard of living Norwegians enjoy - due in part to the country's massive oil reserves.

The best place in the world to live, according to the UN.

Damn, that bacon dog was delicious! Too bad it cost me 50 Krones and now I can't afford to take the trikk back into town!

Norway by kwirk June 22, 2005

farmer's tan 

A tan where the tan lines are obviously caused by wearing normal clothes outside in the sun for long periods of time, instead of wearing swimwear or more suitable clothes for tanning.

Dude, your chest is so pale compared to your arms. And why are your knees so red? Get rid of that farmer's tan before you come to the beach again, it looks ridiculous!

farmer's tan by kwirk June 11, 2005

megadap 

Extreme props to someone for doing something totally appreciated. Invented in the rec.music.hip-hop Usenet group back in 1997.

Thanks for sending that file to me, you get MEGADAPS!

megadap by kwirk June 11, 2005