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LDB = lonely desperate bitch

girls who have never had a boyfriend and so go out to parties, get extremely drunk and lose their virginity to randoms
"she is so LDB right now
[LDB] by u_wanna_be_me March 23, 2009
Words you can keep
LDB is short for Long Distance Boyfriend. Meaning that your partner lives across the country or even further away leading to none/infrequent real life meetings.
I'm planning to visit my LDB this weekend, I really miss him!
LDB by FaithRicjar February 14, 2015
The LDBs at the club last night were out of control.
LDB by DrFunkenstein14 September 20, 2010
an abbreviation for Lick Deez balls that is used as slang
LDB!!
You can just ldb
you all can ldb
unkenstein LDB!!!
ldb by Anthony "tre" the pimp July 13, 2006
slang for lil dumb bitch a.k.a the girl that live in Erwinville. Becareful them LDB's got gonnerhea
You fucked her without a condom!?!
Yea, I think I got gonnerhea from that LDB.
Aww maynee me too.
She didnt tell me she had it.
Bruh she didnt tell me either.
LDB by Jennifer Neill & Ashlee Aucoin February 24, 2011
He's just an LDB; good from afar but far from good.
LDB by nytoflboy January 27, 2008
Lake District Boys (of the british variety, though any lake boys from the USA can be included too if the correct accent is used)
Wow! That boy we saw who looks like a Triangle is an LDB!
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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