SJP Hands

Hands that are disproportionately huge compared to the person's body like Sarah Jessica Parker's (SJP) hands. Typically, a female whose hands are larger than any man's hands or could easily be mistaken for man hands.

Damn! That girl has SJP hands. She could one hand a basketball with them.

by nytoflboy January 30, 2008

n/e

A texting or instant messaging shortcut for the word "ANY."

I will c u on Thurs n/e way.

by nytoflboy January 30, 2008

LDB

Long-distance Beauty.

He's just an LDB; good from afar but far from good.

by nytoflboy January 27, 2008