[Hannah Montana] 

Teen megastar from the boonies (and daughter of Billy Ray 'achy breaky heart' Cyrus) who got hired by Disney to lip-sync crappy songs. Gets paid billions of dollars for doing nothing. Likes to take off her top on her MySpace page.

Hannah Montana can march her white trash ass right back to where she came from...

[Hannah Montana] by dj mbm August 10, 2008

Hannah Montana 

Slang for cocaine. Initially used in Atlanta. Made popular in the rap song called "Hannah Montana."

"Got bricks in the Audi, the Hannah Montana." - Migos

Hannah Montana by Chiller889 July 27, 2013

hannah montana 

justin bieber in a blonde wig.

dude, did hannah montana's voice just crack?

hannah montana by CO23 June 3, 2010

Hannah Montana 

A rather large and excessively pale, or whitish tinted piece of feces, often caused by certain diets, intestinal malabsorption or pancreatic disorders.

"Dude! Did you intentionally not flush the toilet so I would see that Hannah Montana you left in there?"

"Heck yeah. Ya' know, it sounded just like Hannah Montana coming out also."

Hannah Montana by John Curtis September 5, 2007

Hannah Montana 

Some wannabe, wishy-washy Hilary Duff Disney Channel wannabe singer who can't sing or act to save her life. Speaks with a horrible Tennessee lispy accent (who sounds like a drunk Southerner) that makes your ears bleed.

The show is even more awful. How are you a teen by day, but a popstar by night? Wearing a brunette wig won't do much justice!

Hannah Montana: Hey, America! It's Hannah Montana!

Janice: *ears bleed* My ears! Ahhhhhhhh!

Hannah Montana by Old School Disney March 27, 2007

hannah montana 

The new image of the avril lavigne poser

hannah montana fan: Lyke 0mGzz Hav3 cHu s33N HaNN@ah's nU Vid3o?

non-hannah fan: if you're talking about the one where's she dressed like a wannabe poser and finally got rid of her weave then yeah I've seen it

hannah montana fan: O: waT3v3r iMM@ buY H3r cD

hannah montana by pink_is_metal January 13, 2008

hannah montana 

is a horribly produced show that has a retarded plot and even worse actors. She has a fake accent that wouldn't ever pass as a real one. They overuse the laughtrack way too much and all her songs are about herself.(just like fergie!)

girl: do you think hannah montana is a good actor?

every one in room: HELL NO!

hannah montana by jimmy and timmy July 22, 2007