[Hannah Montana]

Teen megastar from the boonies (and daughter of Billy Ray 'achy breaky heart' Cyrus) who got hired by Disney to lip-sync crappy songs. Gets paid billions of dollars for doing nothing. Likes to take off her top on her MySpace page.

Hannah Montana can march her white trash ass right back to where she came from...

by dj mbm July 17, 2008

Joan Rivers

An old woman who's had too much plastic surgery and who aways says "can we talk"?

That new face on Joan Rivers looks like she just came out of a wind tunnel.

by dj mbm March 14, 2009

[Marilyn]

1) in reference to Marilyn Monroe, one of the hottest women ever to walk the earth.

2) whom every white girl wants to be like/a girl who sleeps around.

You probably have heard she slept with all the politicians in town, she's a Marilyn.

by dj mbm July 11, 2008

[Lil Kim]

Midget female rapper who spits out rhymes about sex and nothin' but.

Lil Kim keeps tellin' about how she's a jump-off, but tell that to Biggie (oh wait he's dead).

by dj mbm July 11, 2008

Zac Efron

Prettyboy/homo who stars in the 'High School Musical' movies and 'Haispray' and "dates" Vanessa 'nudie' Hudgens.

Those twinks could easily enter the Zac Efron lookalike contest.

by dj mbm July 11, 2008

[Zac Efron]

Pretyboy/homo who stars in the 'High School Musical' movies and 'Haispray' and "dates" Vanessa 'nudie' Hudgens.

He really must be into himself, he thinks he's Zac Efron's his boyfriend.

by dj mbm July 11, 2008

Mariah Carey

Singer who scream/sings and whose songs are the same.

Oh great, Mariah Carey is #1 again, yawn.

by dj mbm July 11, 2008