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One who is both blessed and cursed with superior intelligence. Most geniuses are pretty fucked up, but a small few can rise from the failures of their peers and end up being accepted by society through some factor of conformity. There is no shame in this, for if you do not conform, you'll end up chasing street cars for the rest of your life.
You have to work to do good in school. Geniuses have to work to fit in.
Genius by Stcb May 23, 2007
something original that no one has thought of before
Hey, what if i was to put sprinkles on my ice cream? Genius.
genius by fred bamburger September 27, 2006
Someone who is not only exceptionally intelligent, but also has a superior, and more mature understanding of the world
“Kaytria and Mekenna are total geniuses.”
Genius by Mae Kae Sunner June 10, 2019
1) A person who is very intelligent for their age, poverty, or social group. 2) A meme used as a sarcastic saying for when something is stupidly designed, like having a balcony with no door.
Person 1: Man, if this wall is 13 feet long, this wall is 16 feet long, and the ceiling is 20 feet high, what color should I paint the walls?

Genius:(with no hesitation) Lavender. It goes best in a space with a cubic area of 4,160 square feet, plus, lavender's your favorite color.
1) A person of exceptional intellect and creativity. 2) A person with an IQ score of at least 140. 3) A special talent or skill, or someone with such an ability. 4) In Roman mythology, a spiritual being or tutelary deity that can have a strong influence over others, much like the jinni in Islamic folklore.
Maybe George W. Bush is secretly a genius, but he's only pretending to be an idiot.
genius by LudwigVan November 11, 2003
someone who is unfortuanate enough to have a higher than usual mental capacity
it sucks to be a genius because stupid people are happy people
genius by John March 27, 2005
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