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Democrat 

Inventors of the Klan. And pro slavery
Democrat by Meeeeee2 September 5, 2022

Democrat 

In short, a dumbass that sits on their balls all day expecting raised taxes for others and more money for themselves. These people likely call anyone who has a differing opinion than them racist, spends more of their time on twitter than actually doing something productive and beneficial for the world, believes it's possible to magically bend the rules of science and change your gender, and lots and lots of more terrible and illogical things. They also say untrue things and spread terrible rumors about presidents that they don't like. These people additionally expect to be taken care of for free from the government like a little spoiled baby. Ask any white 13 - 30 year old if they're a democrat, they'll most likely say yes.
Guy A: I expect to be taken care of from the government and I complain about not being rich. I'm white and I feel *sniff* really oppressed...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIVE ME MONEY FOR FREE ALL I DO IS SIT ON MY ASS ALL DAY AND EXPECT TO BE PAID YAAAYYYYY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY.

Guy B: Get the fuck away from me you crazy retard. I bet you think that you can swap your gender whenever you feel like. Stupid democrat.
Democrat by CoolAlien March 24, 2022

Democrat 

Formerly the 'party of the working class,' now just a group of corrupt elitist scumbags running the U.S. government. Well-known for wanting to raise taxes, degrade white people, open the borders, release criminals, support domestic terrorism, expand the government, and get rich doing it.
Person 1: Our current president is a Democrat!

Person 2: Yeah, I heard he likes ice cream more than running the country!
Democrat by RollyPolly657 May 3, 2022

Democrat 

A democrat is a person with a low IQ. They tend to be a part of the LGBTQ foundation and also have insane beliefs. Their only hobby is to lie. They also love to wear masks, especially in motor vehicles. And thier dicks also tend to be on the centimeter side of the ruler. 90% Of democrats are on the spectrum. The other 10% Are completely brain dead.
Ayo why didnt you vote for the democrats

Because I'm not a fucking pussy ass idiot
Democrat by Hexafold October 22, 2022

Democrat 

Someone who Fucks you up the ass then lies about it.
I went to a Democratic Party Last Night and Boy is my Ass Sore.
Democrat by Skin DIver April 8, 2022

Democrat 

Useless piece of shit or pussy
You fucking democrat
Democrat by No democrat August 17, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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