The biggest waste of time on the planet. It sucks up taxpayer dollars, time, sleep, happiness, and your childhood, and outputs bullies, drugs, and homework. You are taken there by a yellow monstrosity known as a bus, and are forced to sit patiently as it picks up other kids. The majority of these 'kids' are morons who play loud music, yell and cuss, talk about sex, throw trash, disrespect authority, pretend to be tough, and eat hot cheetos. With such 'powerful' people on the bus, you will somehow end up getting harassed and picked on. It is virtually impossible to do homework, study, sleep, relax, or focus on anything outside of blankly staring ahead wishing you were somewhere else. Once you are off the bus, you enter into your school where your ass begins to develop lumps of what look like malign cancer due to sitting in a hard, plastic chair all day. After several periods in hell, you get to arrive at the cafeteria, where you can enjoy half-cooked frozen food that looks like it was taken straight out of a swamp and put in the microwave for half an hour. If you trip and spill food on yourself, consider your high-school career over. Skills that could easily be picked up by a robot are instead thrown as responsibilities onto you so that instead of doing something valuable with your time, you can be learning quadratic formulas from Sal Khan. In conclusion, school was the combined vision of Satan and the American education system.
by RollyPolly657 January 12, 2021
The vice presidential running mate of Cackling Kamala Harris in the 2024 election. He fell out of a coconut tree and hit his head in the process, resulting in him becoming governor of Minnesota. During his tenure, he has supported socialism, refused to deal with dangerous rioters, put tampons in boys' bathrooms, lied about his military record repeatedly, opened a hotline to report neighbors for violating social distancing during covid.
In spite of all of these things, he has the audacity to be a faux moderate politician and 'midwestern dad'. He and his presidential running mate have the temerity to give no serious or detailed outline of the policies they endorse or support.
In spite of all of these things, he has the audacity to be a faux moderate politician and 'midwestern dad'. He and his presidential running mate have the temerity to give no serious or detailed outline of the policies they endorse or support.
Katie: "Who's that guy Tim Walz?"
Carl: "Imagine Fidel Castro if he pretended to be a moderate politician."
Carl: "Imagine Fidel Castro if he pretended to be a moderate politician."
by RollyPolly657 August 16, 2024
Almost exclusively used in modern culture to describe a person who is promiscuous about their sex life. Although many hoes view being sexually open as a central part of their personality, some will occasionally be embarrassed or merely uninterested in discussing or being known for their sex life.
The term is almost always used to describe a woman, though it’s occasionally used to describe a man.
The term is almost always used to describe a woman, though it’s occasionally used to describe a man.
James: I had sex with Christina last night
John: Bro, Mark and I have both done it with her
James: She’s such a hoe, dude
John: Bro, Mark and I have both done it with her
James: She’s such a hoe, dude
by RollyPolly657 May 31, 2022
Circlejerk term used by groups of single girls to inflate their own egos and pretend that they're special.
If you're called a 'queen' by another girl, it's intended as a compliment, but what it really means is that you're a prickly punk ass bitch who thinks that her being single somehow makes her more empowered or relevant.
The cesspool of girls who use the term actively are generally in high school and expect everybody to have respect for them despite frequently make pointed or rude remarks.
If you're called a 'queen' by another girl, it's intended as a compliment, but what it really means is that you're a prickly punk ass bitch who thinks that her being single somehow makes her more empowered or relevant.
The cesspool of girls who use the term actively are generally in high school and expect everybody to have respect for them despite frequently make pointed or rude remarks.
Boy #1: Bro Mary is fine as hell
Boy #2: All the girls call her 'queen'
Boy #1: Nevermind she mid asf
Boy #2: All the girls call her 'queen'
Boy #1: Nevermind she mid asf
by RollyPolly657 September 12, 2022
The phrase to use when you're conversing with somebody that can't shut the fuck up. A lot of people have a limited number of times they'll say the phrase before interrupting, walking off, or ending the conversation. Unfortunately, social media has inflated people's self importance enough to where this phrase is used quite often.
Freddie: "So anyway, I had to deal with the health insurance company, and just wait until I tell you about THAT phone call."
Aaron: "damn that's crazy"
Aaron: "damn that's crazy"
by RollyPolly657 August 16, 2024
The line you use when your friend is rambling on about bullshit you don't care about and they lack the social awareness to shut the fuck up, so you say the bare minimum to sound engaged.
Frequently but not always, the line has to be used when interacting with one specific person that thinks the drama in their life is interesting to everyone around them. These tend to be the same people who use speakerphone in public and blast music in their cars because they assume the world revolves around them.
Frequently but not always, the line has to be used when interacting with one specific person that thinks the drama in their life is interesting to everyone around them. These tend to be the same people who use speakerphone in public and blast music in their cars because they assume the world revolves around them.
George: ...so me and Macy were going out, and we saw Jacob hanging out with Maddie!
Paul: damn that's crazy
George: ...and then (proceeds to continue spouting worthless shit)
Paul: damn that's crazy
George: ...and then (proceeds to continue spouting worthless shit)
by RollyPolly657 February 27, 2024
by RollyPolly657 April 21, 2022