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Guy 1: I love cats.
Guy 2 : Cats >>>
Silence to a higher degree, essentially '...' capitalized. Can be used to counter another person's silence, and 1up them at the same time.
Randy: Wow Bob, you're so freaking lame!!

Bob: .....

Randy: >>>>!
>>> by SnRaider July 19, 2009
How are you here? This page... You know what, nevermind.
"Did you hear? Someone bypassed the glitched '>>>:' page on Urban Dictionary and was able to see its definition!"
>>>: by Transfem-Runner February 5, 2025

>>>/pol/ 

>>> is characterized by 'Go back to this'.
When someone posts '>>>/pol/', they're telling the /pol/tards to go back to their own 'sub' (It can't be considered a board at all, all the newfags come here. It has the hivemind of plebbit. The users act as immature and neckbeard-ish as leddit. (It also raids or should I say 'brigade' other boards, just like r**dit).
>>>/pol/ is a weapon that has been used by admins, mods, regular anons alike. Use it when you see a /pol/tard, don't give a shit if they call you a kike. Secure and defend your board, keep them away from /pol/tards and push them back to their containment sub, or at least mock them and start arguments, fun shit...
/pol/tard: Hey guys, Jews suck and deserve to be gassed.
Anon: Okay, but this isn't the board for such talk >>>/pol/
/pol/tard: KIKE SHIL ALERT!!! WE'RE LE SMRT INTELLCHUALS IQ UR DMB, RABI. ITS NT LIAKE YR TIRD OF US REIDING US OMG BAD ISRAELI !!!!! JDIF!!! IM NT SLFAWERE OF MYSLF...
>>>/pol/ by Actic_Dictionary March 21, 2020

Dota And <<<&&&&&&&>>> Hellstrom Had Sexual Intercourse Near The Meadows Called "Please,Believe,Please" 

Dota And <<<&&&&&&&>>> Hellstrom Had Sexual Intercourse Near The Meadows Called "Please,Believe,Please"
Dota And <<<&&&&&&&>>> Hellstrom Had Sexual Intercourse Near The Meadows Called "Please,Believe,Please"

Canines And Felines Only Eat <<<`s`&`&`&`S`&`&`&`s`>>> Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears 

Canines And Felines Only Eat <<<`s`&`&`&`S`&`&`&`s`>>> Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears
Canines And Felines Only Eat <<<`s`&`&`&`S`&`&`&`s`>>> Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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