/jerk

A faux scripting command that signifies the end of a mean statement. Usually used in the same manner as /sarcasm

"Quit crying like a little whiny bitch and get to the point.

/jerk"

by Craig Tea March 19, 2008

jerk it

Male Masturbation See masturbation

Daym, when Ms. Gillian bent over, I had to go to the bathroom and jerk it.

1. "What did you and Lisa do last night?"
2. "I got her to jerk it while I watched MTV."

by The Duke! December 09, 2002

jerk

someone who makes you fall so hard for them then let you go because they like hurting people. or they just love the feeling of you being hurt. or they want to see you upset. this can be an ex boyfriend, a friend, a sibling, a relative, or a teacher

wow that kid over there hurt her he is such a jerk

by stephanieshae January 16, 2018

jerk

a mean person. someone who makes you frustrated and angry. so you call the person who is mean a jerk

james was being such a jerk when we were fighting. therefore, i called him a jerk.

by ALI! January 02, 2006

jerk

A person that breaks off the relationship twice, and still expects you to come back to their selfish ass.

Allie's exboyfriend was a real jerk.

by Hackley April 10, 2006

jerking on

The act of masturbating and failing to ejaculate.

Jerking on last night gave me blue balls.

by Blue Ballas of MTU April 10, 2009

Jerk

Noun. An idiot or stupid person. An insensitive, selfish, ignorant, cocky person who is inconsiderate and does stupid things.

"You're such a JERK for leaving me at the mall with no ride home!"

by x8drea8x August 03, 2005