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*Teacher* 

A *Teacher* is someone who acts like the are giving everyone a life lesson when they are saying the most obvious crap.(sometimes it is repeated form the actual teacher) this usually happens after freshman year form Sophomore-Senior year.(and or 7-8th grade)

Examples:
Professor: i’m disappointing you all, substitute left me a very poor report.

(Student raises hand and gets called on)

Student : you know guys were all better than this, this is really disappointing.

Other: OMG stop being such a “Teacher”!

Or

professor: so Freshmen if you don’t know what you need to bring, bring water and a change of shoes.

Student: Yeah make sure you bring a pair of shoes. When I didn’t bring a change of shoes I ruined my only pair of shoes.
“Why is she acting like we’re stupid”

“don’t know man, she’s such a *Teacher*”
*Teacher* by Goldycorn April 2, 2022
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teacher by smertieboi February 22, 2019
A person that helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.
(Teacher) Write this 100 times!
(Student) ok..
(Teacher) Now you know.
Teacher by OneRaven March 16, 2012
1): A nice caring educator that will help you be successful in life.

2):A dumb cunt nobody likes because they always want to give a whole bunch of homework and only be nice to a few kids. When you ask a question they be ignorant and don’t even give the answer you want
1):teacher: You all will be successful in life just keep on trying and remember that practice makes perfect.
Student: thank you your so sweet we love you so much I can tell that we will go somewhere with the help of you

2): Student: can I ask you a question miss/mister?
Teacher: what do you want?
Student:what’s the home—
Teacher: eight paragraphs due tomorrow

Student: I have another question!
Teacher: done and answered get out!
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''Are you doing something or not??'' ''No..." ''I'm your teacher, so shut up and do something. Say the answer.""I wasn't raising my hand.."
teacher by just...youknowwho September 12, 2011
(tee-cher) n. 1) Provider of knowledge and insight. 2) Mentor. 3) One who inspires, motivates and opens up minds to the endless possibilities of which one can achieve. 4) One who makes a positive difference in the lives of many. 5) One who is admired, appreciated and held in the highest esteem. ie: Patricia Stresino
Teachers plant seeds that grow forever.
teacher by vmveronica5 September 11, 2013
A person who cares enough about abusive and ungrateful teens to work for crappy pay and long hours while hoping someday students mature enough to realize how lucky they are to have someone who gives a shit about them.
My teacher may have been a bitch sometimes, but she never gave up on me and I'm happy about that.
Teacher by Steph November 26, 2003
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