'baters

Loose, comfortable pants with an elastic waistband (i.e. sweatpants) that fascilitate easy masturbation at a moment's notice. Note: this term was coined by @tia_lucia

I can't believe my brother showed up to Thanksgiving in his 'baters.

by spookygrinder August 27, 2015

baters remorse

A form of regret that develops after completing the act of masturbation. The origins of the feeling may include religous guilt, personally unaligned gender roles, and or most frequently a desire to have opted for another mental subject, or subject object.

I wouldn't have baters remorse now if I had clicked on the hot local mom's tab instead of the hunky bears tab.

by Nom de fake September 12, 2014

Later baters

Saying bye to the masturbaters.

Well i gotta go, later baters.

by Later baters May 1, 2016

Greg Bates

To launder money and/or steal from a charity.

I pulled a Greg Bates, the IRS will never know

by Chrissy Langdon June 29, 2018

Bantersauross

Despite having the word 'banter' in its name, someone described as a Bantersauross have no banter whatsoever. In fact, they are usually the brunt of the jokes.

"That was funny! I've got great banter"

"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"

by SlimSquaidy May 31, 2021

Oswald Bates

The character protrayed by Damon Wayans in the sketch comedy In Living Color who talks nonsense using a lot of big words and has no idea what he's talking.
He usually talks to himself with gestures and facial expressions as if he is arguing with someone else.

"First of all, we must internalize the 'flatulation' of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the 'Indianisian' proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I'd like to continue the 'redundance' of my quote, unquote 'intestinal tract', you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the 'Afro-disiatic' symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word 'jalapeno'."
-- Oswald Bates, In Living Color season 1 ep 3

by Oswald Bates November 29, 2011

Battersnatch

A vagina with a very bad yeast infection.

I was going to have lunch at the Y today but all they had left was battersnatch.

by Pnoder April 16, 2009