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"john cena" 

while nearing the climax of a sexual encounter, the male grabs the female by the back of the head for what she thinks will be an average "money shot", only to be bamboozled when he ejaculates directly into her eyes, then doing the wrestler John Cena's signature move of waving the hand in front of his face and yelling "You can't see me!" This can be made more degrading by interjecting other profanities or even slapping the female after the pertinent verbage. donkey punch, strawberry shortcake, money shot
I gave my girl the "john cena" last night. She still can't see out of her right eye b/c of how much jizz I sprayed in it. It was awesome."
"john cena" by KingSeanIII January 21, 2008
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John cena 

Nothing to see here.
Person 1: OMG ITS John cena !!
Person 2: Where?
John cena by Tman5711 June 17, 2020

John cena 

And his name is john cena!!!
John Cena!!! Boww wow wow wooooow boww wow wow wooooow
John cena by UrbanJustMeansMlg September 7, 2016

John cena 

Epic wrestler and is very much of a yes yes JFUJD
John cena by DetectiveTeeVee March 20, 2020

john cena 

the real name of queen Joana Ceddia
john cena and her nerf guns arsenal
john cena by reallythatbitch January 22, 2019

John Cena 

A WWE superstar and rapper who has been WWE has been both the United States and WWE Champion. He has worked with the WWE for four years when he made his debut in 2002. In 2003, John Cena had a heel character where he used to where a chain to beat people with, freestyles at people, and had alot of fans behind him then they do now. People missed that John Cena, but now people have turned his back on him and now has become ridiculously hated by a lot of them. Cena is being booked by the WWE as superman seeing as how he wins alot of matches and hardly gets a beatdown after it is all said and done. When he gets ready to end a match he uses what people like to call, "The Five Moves of Doom" on his opponents to get the job done. Punches/Clotheslines, Shoulder block, Five Knuckle Shuffle, Spinning Sidewalk Slam, FU, and most of the time the STFU. He is pretty popular with the kids and female fans, but there are also men out there who also get up on their feet to cheer for him when his music hits or when he's in the ring. He is also considered to be future of the company and everyweek he hosts a show on WWE.com called "Five Questions With The Champ" or just plain old "Five Questions" when he doesn't have the belt.
John Cena has to much pressure on him from fans, but he doesn't give a damn.

John Cena stands for Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect.
John Cena by Dynamite Slam July 10, 2006

John Cena 

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