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To get owned. Also, if a game/chat/whatever server crashes, "plak" may be used in place of the word "crash".
1. lol dood u got plak'd
2. Let's go plak some noobs!
3. Eh, I tried to log on but the server got plak'd.
plak by secret agent !! October 12, 2005
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when something you eat is gross you spit it out and say PLAK!
Plak! ew! YUCK! that pizza was, gross! PLAK!
plak! by THE Crazy Lunatic November 2, 2005
Spanish slang, used in baseball.

Good contact usually resulting in a home run.
When you go deep, you went plakata.
plakata by BubbleWhat March 22, 2019
The sound the mac makes when you get shot in the eye. Originally from the GTA guy rolling through the hood on a piano.
Ridin’ down the block with the glock yo ass finna get shot plaket pla-ket pla-ket
plaket by ogthiccy November 25, 2018

plaklqsa 

a swear word.
it is usually used when you love something so much that you are gay for it.
It is a noun, but it can also be shortened and used in forms such as: plakl (noun), plaking (verb)
"oh my gosh, you're such a piece of plakl!!!!!!! >:("
"i love plaklqsa, plaklqsa i am gay~"
"i'm going to plaking kill all of you! >:333"
plaklqsa by kittydogcrystal January 1, 2018
A feverish madness experienced during pon farr. Mad with lust.
He is deep in the plaktow. I wouldn't mess with him right now; he's as likely to screw you as look at you.
Plaktow by cuzicouldyay June 2, 2009