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father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate 

Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)

The King of Five Nights at Freddy’s 

Markiplier is the King of Five Nights at Freddy’s and no one shall take his crown
Markiplier is the King of Five Nights at Freddy’s

i don't give a tiny rat's ass

My life is fucked up but still I don't give a tiny rat's ass.

C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.

The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society
Red Dwarf - Polymorph. "I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters" or, my own personal preference, which is "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." One drawback with that--the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.", Rimmer.
C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S. by Absolut Russia November 20, 2006

all day(s) i dream about sport(s)

The slogan 'all day(s) i dream about sport(s)' 1981-2005 was created by Barbara Gauss, Germany.

In her eBOOK 'all day i dream about sport' she talks about her life, the way she grew up, the dreams she had as a child and young grown up and the struggle she is going thru today, while defending her rights as a trademark owner, creator and sole owner of the intellectual property worldwide of the following slogans:

'all day i dream about soccer'
'all day i dream about sports'
'all day i dream about sport'

See also 'sports'
'all day(s) I dream about sport(s)' is what ment everything to me when I was small and is what I feel, if I had to describe my childhood.

g.i.t.s.f.i.t.s.

Gentlemen in the streets
Freak in the sheets
I want a g.i.t.s.f.i.t.s.
g.i.t.s.f.i.t.s. by not.my.name. February 15, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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