clintastic

A ridiculous piece of advice that only fools would listen to.

(comment): "my fingertips hate me..."

You should punish them. Quickly, turn on the stove top and place your treacherous fingers on the red coils. Don't think, just act.

What a clintastic piece of advice!

by Jilly Bean Rocks! August 9, 2009

CLINT

When somebody is acting as a complete cunt.

For fuck sake your a complete Clint !!!!

by Gimp and Lips June 9, 2013

Bill Clinton

The Pimpin' Prez

Billy C got mo ho's an likes fuckin lesbian twins

by Anonymous March 9, 2007

clientele

v. to associate

"Yeah, I know Joe. We used to clientele."

by Megan Redhead November 15, 2002

Clint Eastwood

Cockney rhyming slang for squint. When an individuals eyes do not point in the same direction.

By calling a person or referring to a person with a squint as 'Clint Eastwood', 'Clint' or 'Eastwood', you are subtly insulting this person and calling them a baw-eyed squinting fuck face. They will most likely not pick up on this and take it you are complimenting them by somehow likening them to the great man himself.

by Tarbert Whore April 18, 2010

ClintEastwoodBradfield

to be of the opinion that BenA is a complete and utter cock, one that thinks of BenA as a twat.

"Whats your opinion of BenA?"
"Oh I'm a bit CEB about him"
"me too"

by Keith December 2, 2003

New Clintonism

When a choice of two is given and a decision is made between the two only for the choser to later realise they rejected something better than what they chose. Therefore New Clintonism is a choice made between two things which is later regretted.

"You chose to buy a Skoda over a BMW only for it to break down a week later? That's New Clintonism, man."

"You kept the baby and it turned out to be a pain in the ass? That's some major New Clintonism"

by Brit2008 March 21, 2009