promiscuous

Someone who is getting more than you are, thereby making you envious of him/her.

My roommate Jill is a promiscuous slut.

by brownwings July 4, 2011

promise heaven, deliver hell

Mariage holds the promise of heaven but delivers hell.

Before:I can't wait till we get married,and can spend all our time together, I love you so much!
^promise heaven, deliver hell>
After:Leave me alone asshole, no sex!! I only want your paycheck and for you to clean my house.do what I say or I will deliver hell!!!!!

Enough said!

by HOSDOG January 6, 2009

florida promise

a verbal agreement made by a floridian, which is usually not kept.

jon made a florida promise, and did not show up.

by chris artis September 28, 2007

awareness promoter

A pejorative term for leftist hippy freaks that don't do anything but whine. They live to promote awareness for stupid shit that nobody gives a shit about like civil liberties of manatees and preservation of indigenous rocks of the rainforests.

fred: "What are those awareness promoters doing over there?"
Rynaldo: "They're having a candle light vigil in memory of my salad"

Josh: "Hey V, how's that new chick you're going out with?"

V: "She's hot, but she's an awareness promoter. I keep trying to get her to blow me, but she won't shut up about the carbon emissions of frogs long enough for me to shove my cock down her throat."

by fred_berg December 18, 2009

command prompt

What should only be used in emergencies, rather than a cumbersome process of opening a file.

by someone else. June 23, 2003

promised land

the state of reaching an orgasm, take me to the promised land

I have been to the mountaintop and I have seen the promised land, I may not get there with you...

He had his tongue all in there and he was workin' it and workin' and and he took me to the promised land.

by elvette July 20, 2006

promisculicious

Promiscuous + delicious.

Adjective used to describe a person who, while screamingly attractive, is known for his or her rather lax attitude towards romantic commitment.

Ex.1: Man, that Shelly is promisculicious; she scores every night!

Ex.2: Dan's been getting it on weekly for the last few months. The ladies must think he's promisculicious.

by thom; taken from someone else on JJJ May 26, 2003