Chuck E Cheese

1 n. a place where pedophiles can hang around the little children and get off in the ball pit.

2 v. the act of nabbing a youngin by Wes Meythaler and giving the youngin "the business."

3 Their pizza gives you the worst shits ever.

I'm not taking my son to Chuck E. Cheese because they will shit in the ball pit.

OR

Wes Meythaler did a Chuck E Cheese on my son

by Chuck E Cheese Owner November 21, 2009

Cheds

A ched is an informal term used to refer to feet. This term is most commonly used at 4 in the morning baked off your tits on an inflatable mattress in your mates gaff.

“Wilf, stop touching my cheds!”
“Did you see the cheds on that bird👀”
“Mans got the pengest cheds”
“My Mum walked in on me sucking her cheds”

by wilfhaspengcheds November 17, 2019

pecker cheese

Masses cheesy grossness that accumulate around the foreskin of the poorly hygeniec and uncircumsized (smegma or dick cheese)

I would have went down on him, but it was covered in pecker cheese.

by Dante March 8, 2005

Dick Cheese

Cum that sits in a fridge for a long time and turns into a good kind of cheese that contains testosterone

Bro, I'm gonna have some crackers and dick cheese for lunch

by 1998 cuh October 31, 2018

cock cheese

A sebatious substance that gathers under the foreskin of the penis. Rather un-appealing to females.

Hey dude, whats that spot on your pants, you leakin' cock cheese?

by curlingguy April 25, 2003

Milf Cheese

Breast milk that has expired on a certain MILF (usually and elderly MILF).

"I sucked your moms tits and all I got was MILF cheese!"
"Dude, shes 67!"

by AssDozer24 June 25, 2009

cheese and gum

A covert way of saying "jizz and cum"

What's that on the corner of the bedsheet?

I think it's a stain from cheese and gum.

by RodRod August 16, 2010