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Mike Tice 

1. A word used to describe a person as a buffoon or neanderthal. 2. A person with an IQ under 40. 3. A person who can't go ten seconds without saying "football team". 4. A coach who leads his team to failure at the end of the season. 5. A person who's head is stuck in his/her ass for the remainder of his/her lifetime.
After using both of my challenges in the first 3 minutes and running a WR option down by less than a touchdown near the end of the 4th quarter, I realized I was suffering from Mike Tice syndrome.
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Mike Portnoy 

Drummer and back-up vocalist for the progressive rock group, Dream Theater, Mike Portnoy was born on April 20, 1967, and raised in Long Beach, New York. He became interested in music at a very young age; Portnoy said it himself, "It was inevitable that I'd become a musician.", and so he taught himself with only the help of music theory classes in high school. Around this time he bagan playing in local bands such as Intruder, Rising Power and Inner Sanctum, which actually released an album! But soon after recieving a scholarship for music, he attended Berklee College of Music in Boston, MA, where then he met the friends whom he would form a bond with that would lead to the arrangement of the progressive metal group known as Dream Theater (UK: Dream Theatre).

Portnoy is well known for his speed and endurance, winning many awards, including the Modern Drummers Award, which he said himself was his dream come true, and that he is living his dream. In many ways, he is better than the well-known Neil Peart of Rush. While Neil Peart is an amazing drummer, he is more the influence in this case, because Mike Portnoy by far surpasses the skills that Neil Peart has ever brought forth. Portnoy is also (or has also been) the drummer in other bands quite similar to that of Dream Theater, such as Liquid Tension Experiment, TransAtlantic, O.S.I. (Office of Strategic Influence), and few more, including a Rush tribute performance. He has not only played along side his fellow Dream Theater members John Petrucci, John Myung, James LaBrie, and Jordan Rudess, (with past member's who've come and gone), but as well as many other musicians in his past, such as Maggie Estep, Kevin Shirley, Doug Oberkircher, and Jay Beckenstein.

"Wow...I really love Mike Portnoy's style of drumming. I mean, not only are his chops most excellent, but look at that bass drum technique! It's like, how could anyone synchronize that many licks with their feet, while still keeping good rhythms going using both wrists? I don't know how he does it, but only one word can fit the description of talent that he holds: Godlike."
Mike Portnoy by PJ Schweitzer June 11, 2006
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mike moore 

1. a director of documentaries that sometimes aren't completely accurate

2. what you call your bitch

3. a derrogatory term for someone who pays people to let him blow them
"Hi Mike Moore, director of such films as 'Sicko.'"

"Shut up Mike, my bitch."

"Wow, 5 dollars AND a blowjob?!"
Yo btch, where's the mike's at?
Mike's by Lizxxthexxhoe July 16, 2006

Mike Honcho 

A Tennessee Baseball player that is actually 35 with a faked transcript that is just a good kid and they let him play. Also, the same player that is accused of cheating because his bat's sticker fell off and a vandy player conveniently noticed and showed it to the umpire.
You know snitches get stitches when that vandy player picked up Mike Honcho's bat after he homered and cried like a bitch to the referee.
Mike Honcho by anonymous April 3, 2022
Only about 656 victories and a whole lot of asswooping
I wish Mike Mayo was here
The act of stuttering in public, due to inexperience with a microphone.
While talking to the audience John mike'd up.
Mike'd by the_fish_says_quack April 1, 2009