It's used to blatantly lie to your face with a smile. Will use any tactic to better oneself. i.e. " You get a $6,500 tax credit when you buy a used diesel vehicle!" Often used by shady and or questionable salesman. Buyer beware a murphism is coming to a dealership near you.!
"By the way Mr. Jones if you buy this vehicle you will get one free!"
"This car gets 239 miles per gallon, Mrs. Salazar."
Buyer beware of that murphism!
"This car gets 239 miles per gallon, Mrs. Salazar."
Buyer beware of that murphism!
by CG775 March 28, 2010
Get the Murphism mug.Murph Syndrome is an example of a naturally occurring deficiency in self-confidence. It is characterised by a total failure to convert opportunities that present themselves to you. The only cure is encouragement from friends, and even then sufferers will never attain the levels of conversion achieved by non-sufferers. Sufferers can experience outbreaks of the syndrome in numerous spheres - however it most commonly occurs when propositioning the opposite sex. Murph syndrome sufferers are often outwardly confident, some even arrogant, however sufferers lose this in the heat of the moment.
Dude 1: Hey man, you know you took that girl for coffee yesterday, how'd it go?
Dude 2: Well I was gonna kiss her but my Murph Syndrome struck and all I got was a peck on the cheek
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Football commentator: He's on the ball, baring down on goal, but oh no! What's this? Murph Syndrome has hit him at the worst possible time and he has passed it back to his own goalkeeper!
Dude 2: Well I was gonna kiss her but my Murph Syndrome struck and all I got was a peck on the cheek
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Football commentator: He's on the ball, baring down on goal, but oh no! What's this? Murph Syndrome has hit him at the worst possible time and he has passed it back to his own goalkeeper!
by Balls deep polak May 30, 2011
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by ellejhay June 1, 2006
Get the MURPHED mug.Pronounced Mur-fee Dahy-ving: A Scotish-Cuban finishing technique of using the mouth, especially the tongue with the intent of bringing a local female to orgasm.
by Cuban Tourist March 11, 2008
Get the Murph Diving mug.When somone coughs or blows air into a bong, causing water to come up through the down stem, spilling bong water all over the place, often a rookie smoking mistake.
by mike February 16, 2004
Get the murph mug.A term that came about in Elevate country located in Gaithersburg, MD. This word, noun means to be awesome or cool, abnormally amazing.
by i<3 JC May 4, 2010
Get the murph mug.what doesnt it mean ? it is a comeback for eveyrthing , not having any specific meaning at all . can mean several things.
person 1..."I hate really hate you."
person 2..."murph."
person 1... "what the hell does that mean?"
person 2... "murph."
OR
my day was murphtastic !
person 2..."murph."
person 1... "what the hell does that mean?"
person 2... "murph."
OR
my day was murphtastic !
by miss murph (: July 26, 2011
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