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While it formally has to involve an offensive topic, it is expanded upon people who try way too hard to make something land, but based upon the reaction of the audience, they'll say it's a joke as their form of copium to make up for their lack of spanking they received in their childhood.
Person 1: iT's A jOk lOlOlOl
Person 2: bruh, sniff more copium n quit bein a Schrödinger's Douchebag
Person 1: fuk u, sussy baka
Person 2: ngl, thats kinda cringe
Person 2: bruh, sniff more copium n quit bein a Schrödinger's Douchebag
Person 1: fuk u, sussy baka
Person 2: ngl, thats kinda cringe
by bumerhoomorr34 June 19, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Douchebag mug.A person who is a total ballsack that you despise and ticks you off. He occasionally may fuck you for his enjoyment and your pain. it is also your penis.
My parole officer is a fucking douchebag!
I just got raped by a douchebag!
Dude, that douchebag kicked me in my douchebag!
I just got raped by a douchebag!
Dude, that douchebag kicked me in my douchebag!
by Kasscendra February 2, 2009
Get the douchebag mug.A buzzword thrown around in leftist spheres online built off a dumb conspiracy theory that the only reason anyone could like edgy humor is that they're secretly an evil nazi that drowns bags of puppies in a well while tweedling his comically large moustache. Citing that they only say it's a joke, when they receive backlash for it. When in reality, the vast majority of people who enjoy this brand of humor live with a mutual understanding that these are just jokes for shock value. And they aren't going to need this fact explained to them, let alone act in bad faith and make trying to explain it to them like talking to a brick wall.
by CuteBoy56 January 3, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Douchebag mug.A president, presidential candidate or cabinet member who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker.
Obama's lying and hypocrisy has reached such levels that he is now classified as a "Presidential Douchebag".
by TruthSayer2451 September 9, 2009
Get the Presidential Douchebag mug.When you put the fake subject of your photo in the foreground (like a scratch on your finger or a Starbucks cup), and casually leave the real subject in the background (like an Hermes tote, your pumped bicep, or the BMW logo on your new steering wheel)
Person A: "Who's the douche with the Jaguar keys next to the tanning lotion captioned 'Can't Wait for Summer'?"
Person B: That's the most blatant douchebomb I've ever seen.
Person B: That's the most blatant douchebomb I've ever seen.
by IcarusKC May 27, 2014
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