douchebomb
Dude, I gotta get out here. That douchebomb, Greg just walked in. I can almost feel the douchiosity crawling up my leg.
douchebomb by shrimphead May 8, 2008
Words you can keep
douchebomb
A word or phrase that, when used in conversation, lets everyone know you are a giant douche. Usually a French word used in poor context by an uppity white male.
Coined by the giant vat of douchewater known as "Luke" from Luke and Posey.
Coined by the giant vat of douchewater known as "Luke" from Luke and Posey.
Douche: Workin till 9 again, huh? C'est la vie!
You: Nice douchebomb, douche.
Douche: This yogurt has a certain 'Je-ne-sais-quoi'.
You: Douchebomb!
"Sans" followed by any word other than "serif" is also a douchebomb.
You: Nice douchebomb, douche.
Douche: This yogurt has a certain 'Je-ne-sais-quoi'.
You: Douchebomb!
"Sans" followed by any word other than "serif" is also a douchebomb.
douchebomb by a_different_luke_entirely January 28, 2008
Related Words
Douchebomb
When you put the fake subject of your photo in the foreground (like a scratch on your finger or a Starbucks cup), and casually leave the real subject in the background (like an Hermes tote, your pumped bicep, or the BMW logo on your new steering wheel)
Person A: "Who's the douche with the Jaguar keys next to the tanning lotion captioned 'Can't Wait for Summer'?"
Person B: That's the most blatant douchebomb I've ever seen.
Person B: That's the most blatant douchebomb I've ever seen.
Douchebomb by IcarusKC May 27, 2014
douchenometry
a lesser known branch of mathematics that studies douchebags. Douchenometry deals with the relationship between the modern day douchebag and doucheassery.
Douchenometry should be a mandatory prerequisite class prior to working at any Ed Hardy clothing store.
sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction
sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction
douchenometry by pendergastastic September 7, 2010
Douchemobile
A car that has been modified with a loud stereo system, loud muffler, and tinted windows. The car will also have lots of stickers such as Monster Energy stickers. The owners dress like real douches and tend to enjoy revving these engines at all hours of the day and night.
Douchemobile by BigMacNX01 August 16, 2019
DoucheBoggled
The act of being mind boggled by a douche bag (total asshole, jerk, worthless man)! A man that contantly acts like a douche!
Kensi was totally doucheboggled by danni's absurd behavior toward her!
Danielle was shocked when Ken treated her wrongly, as a douche, over and over again. what shocking doucheboggle behavior!
Danielle was shocked when Ken treated her wrongly, as a douche, over and over again. what shocking doucheboggle behavior!
DoucheBoggled by Kensi Dyan September 1, 2011
douchemobile
1. An Eclipse
2. Other seemingly prestigious/flashy, but basically inferior make car driven by a guy who thinks he's far more cool and clever than he really is (and who doesn't realize how pompous he sounds to others)
2. Other seemingly prestigious/flashy, but basically inferior make car driven by a guy who thinks he's far more cool and clever than he really is (and who doesn't realize how pompous he sounds to others)
Hey, did you see Josh pull up in his douchemobile? He slipped the valet a George and of course the valet rolled his eyes.
douchemobile by Miss V'jayjay January 5, 2009
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.