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douchebomb 

A word or phrase that, when used in conversation, lets everyone know you are a giant douche. Usually a French word used in poor context by an uppity white male.
Coined by the giant vat of douchewater known as "Luke" from Luke and Posey.
Douche: Workin till 9 again, huh? C'est la vie!
You: Nice douchebomb, douche.

Douche: This yogurt has a certain 'Je-ne-sais-quoi'.
You: Douchebomb!

"Sans" followed by any word other than "serif" is also a douchebomb.

Douchebomb 

When you put the fake subject of your photo in the foreground (like a scratch on your finger or a Starbucks cup), and casually leave the real subject in the background (like an Hermes tote, your pumped bicep, or the BMW logo on your new steering wheel)
Person A: "Who's the douche with the Jaguar keys next to the tanning lotion captioned 'Can't Wait for Summer'?"

Person B: That's the most blatant douchebomb I've ever seen.
Douchebomb by IcarusKC May 27, 2014

douchenometry 

a lesser known branch of mathematics that studies douchebags. Douchenometry deals with the relationship between the modern day douchebag and doucheassery.
Douchenometry should be a mandatory prerequisite class prior to working at any Ed Hardy clothing store.

sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction
douchenometry by pendergastastic September 7, 2010

Douchemobile 

A car that has been modified with a loud stereo system, loud muffler, and tinted windows. The car will also have lots of stickers such as Monster Energy stickers. The owners dress like real douches and tend to enjoy revving these engines at all hours of the day and night.
What's that noise? Kyle must be leaving in his douchemobile again!
Douchemobile by BigMacNX01 August 16, 2019

DoucheBoggled 

The act of being mind boggled by a douche bag (total asshole, jerk, worthless man)! A man that contantly acts like a douche!
Kensi was totally doucheboggled by danni's absurd behavior toward her!

Danielle was shocked when Ken treated her wrongly, as a douche, over and over again. what shocking doucheboggle behavior!
DoucheBoggled by Kensi Dyan September 1, 2011

douchemobile 

1. An Eclipse
2. Other seemingly prestigious/flashy, but basically inferior make car driven by a guy who thinks he's far more cool and clever than he really is (and who doesn't realize how pompous he sounds to others)
Hey, did you see Josh pull up in his douchemobile? He slipped the valet a George and of course the valet rolled his eyes.
douchemobile by Miss V'jayjay January 5, 2009