Color Blind 

Being part of that awesome group of people who are alone in being able to truly appreciate things like rainbows, acid trips , and tie-dye

"Why do you like that shirt so much?"
"You don't understand... I'm Color Blind"

"How is it that you colored the sun green, the ocean purple, but managed to get the rainbow perfect?"
"I'm color blind"

Color Blind by Diabetic Color-Blind April 4, 2009

clutter blind 

Common symptom in males of all ages. Occurs when there could a small mess somewhere around the house and guys do not seem to notice this mess at all, even when told to clean it up.

"Why didn't you pick up those towels on the stairs Michael?"
"I didn't see them when I got home."
"What are you...clutter blind? They have been there for 2 days"

clutter blind by 810glenbrook January 31, 2008

legally blind 

1. Not blind
2. One who receives state assistance or preferential treatment ostensibly for poor eyesight or impaired vision
3. A panhandler who sports the accoutrements of the sightless: a seeing eye dog, dark tinted eyeglasses, a cane , a tin cup, and a hand-lettered sign soliciting donations from the public, but whose eyesight within normal range. A beggar who feigns blindness.

4. One who wears eyeglasses and exploits and exaggerates the condition as a disability that requires government assistance, financial or otherwise.

My cabdriver told us "being legally blind has a lot of bennies" such as "they can't fire me for having too many accidents"

legally blind by My dog's name April 25, 2020

the blind eye

When you proceed to cum in a woman's eye you are giving them the blind eye.

Hey bitch, i just cummed in your eyes you now have the blind eye

the blind eye by TheBlindEye June 16, 2009

Pulling A Blind 

A deceptive way of pulling an apple. Instead of just not being there during a multiplayer game, a person will purposely get themselves killed so they can text on their phone or play iMOB.

Rand: Why are you always the first to die... Are you pulling a blind on us?

Jim: No dude and I am totally not playing iMOB.

Pulling A Blind by MajinFro April 1, 2009

third eye blind

the act of a guy sleeping with anything that walks ugly or not

that guy must be third eye blind cuz he goes hogging alot

third eye blind by edmond April 21, 2005

Funk Blind 

A person with poor hygiene who is unaware of their offensive body odor.

"That muthafuka must be FUNK BLIND if he can't tell that he smells like boiled shit!".

Funk Blind by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011