Josiah is a fine ass ginger who seriously needs to be in jail for being too fine I would literally drop all my friends for him
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Get the josiah toledo mug.“Bruh, slick told I don’t even wanna go nowhere today. I’m just finna chill on da Xbox.”
“Girl, I don't even like him slick told. I was just messing with him to make my baby daddy mad.”
“Girl, I don't even like him slick told. I was just messing with him to make my baby daddy mad.”
by Galactic_Peach89 September 24, 2022
Get the slick told mug.When you would’ve laughed so hard at something but now your reformed and your out of rehab and you don’t laugh as much; you still find the thing that you were laughing at equally funny, but you don’t physically laugh as much anymore.
Old me: MPFFTTTT LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY ROFL
Reformed me: *slight chuckle* ha. That’s cool, but I am building a laugh tolerance.
Reformed me: *slight chuckle* ha. That’s cool, but I am building a laugh tolerance.
by Lil barnacles #1 fan May 2, 2023
Get the laugh tolerance mug.a temporary increase in alcohol tolerance coupled with a temporary decrease in the amount of sleep required to function, experienced during fresher's week of university
person 1: "how are you surviving? we've been plastered everyday and only had 7 hours sleep this whole week"
person 2: "fresher's tolerance, innit?"
person 2: "fresher's tolerance, innit?"
by frackinhell August 27, 2016
Get the fresher's tolerance mug.Unreleased Shawn Mendes' song. He uploaded it to instagram centuries ago, the mendes army has been waiting for it since forever. So if someday you see twitter freaking out over Shawn actually releasing it pelase send oxygen, we'll thank you forever.
Shawn: What if i told you a story...
Mendes Army: OMG YOU NEED TO MAKE A FULL VERSION
*a eternity later*
Mendes Army: Shawn we're still waiting for what if I told you a story
Shawn:
Mendes Army: Shawn Peter Raul Mendes don't you dare...
Shawn: Hey guys!! I'm watching Harry Potter for 47238989329th time haha.
Mendes Army: OMG YOU NEED TO MAKE A FULL VERSION
*a eternity later*
Mendes Army: Shawn we're still waiting for what if I told you a story
Shawn:
Mendes Army: Shawn Peter Raul Mendes don't you dare...
Shawn: Hey guys!! I'm watching Harry Potter for 47238989329th time haha.
by mxxxx72 December 26, 2016
Get the what if i told you a story mug.The amount of money you believe you can spend on stocks, but absolutely shouldn't. What you will usually hear before someone on r/wallstreetbets yolos a $50k 0-day expiry, saying it literally can't go tits up, then it proceeds to go tits up.
Guy1: So I am going to YOLO $50k which is my Personal Risk Tolerance on expiration options, what do you guys think?
Guy2: That is a terrible idea, you are basically throwing away you're money
Guy3: Well, at least you have commitment and courage...
1 day later
Guy 1: Lost over 80% of my account from 50k yolo.. Well, time to yolo my PRT on FDs expiring tomorrow. If I die remember me...
Guy2: That is a terrible idea, you are basically throwing away you're money
Guy3: Well, at least you have commitment and courage...
1 day later
Guy 1: Lost over 80% of my account from 50k yolo.. Well, time to yolo my PRT on FDs expiring tomorrow. If I die remember me...
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