turdcrumb

When you flush the toilet after #2, and there are still leftovers.

Heather never fails to leave turdcrumbs after her bathroom bonanzas.

by Lauren Huggins December 14, 2008

turkroach

Derogatory name for a Turk behaving obnoxiously.

Turk: We will rape your ass Gayreek
Greek: Eat shit turkroach

by inntrinzyk June 11, 2020

Turds on the hood

The food residue splattered on your shirt after a messy eating experience. Often heard as an accompaniment to "bugs on the windshield."

Wow, nice job eating, dude. Not only do you have bugs on the windshield but you've got turds on the hood too!

by Coop's Dad August 29, 2007

turdibus

assumed latin form of the word "turd"

"oh turdibus, you are a legend"

by vicky_costa August 31, 2007

Turman Elevator

The slowest elevator in the world. Located in Turman Hall of Emory University, the Turman Elevator is the bane of all Turman residents.

"The DUC food will have improved by the time the Turman Elevator moves from 1st floor to 2nd floor"

by Turman407 February 10, 2010

Timmy Turner

The coolest kid on the planet. Often seen hanging around with different discolored animals. Also mysteriously stays in the 5th grade since 2001 along with his friends.

Andy: Dude that kid is totally Timmy Turner!
Steven: Check out those awesome pink and green goldfish!
Andy: Timmy Turner is definitely the coolest kid on the planet.

by Double T in the Morning January 2, 2010

turvey

means "cool" or "awesome" or things like that. It was originated in Tampa in 2004 by the punks Jack&Stevie

"That concert was pretty turvey"

"This is then new bracelet I got"
-"Turvey!"

by Paige November 9, 2004