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Making whip cream

a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping willy, wonking your cronker,cranking the crank.
mom: johnny has been in his room for an hour.
Dad: oh, he must be making whip cream
by hosin sauce September 12, 2009
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Whipped

A completely horrible thing that happens to a lot of teenage boys who think they are going to get some pussy if they listen to their girlfriend/some other female's wishes. They also get offended if it's 5 minutes after you promised to call/text them and you didn't.
Nick: I don't want to do anything this weekend. Well, I know you're coming over, and I still want you to, but I just want to watch TV all day. Is that okay?
Girl Who Will Not Be Named Because It's Me And I Don't Want Him To Know I Think He's Whipped: Yeah, sure. Whatever.
Nick: No. You don't want to do that. I'll take you shopping/to the movies/out for ice cream. All I care about is your happiness. Is there anything else you want me to do? Clean your room? ANYTHING? Please don't break up with me. I'm sorry.
by I don't like your girlfriend. December 11, 2007
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by xmastermattx May 1, 2008
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Whip and Run

A type of playground antic where a student hurls a container of nasty liquid or semi-liquid foddstuffs into a large crowd of people, then flees the scene.
Johnny didn't understand the concept of Whip and Run, thus he chucked a brick at a pregnant woman giving her a spontaneous abortion.
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005
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whimsy

1.Things which are whimsical, or otherwise randomly amusing.

2. A shortened version of the word whimsical.
Those spoons are so whimsy!
by LadyGibber November 8, 2005
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The whip

Predominantly used in the early 1980's, The Whip is anything that is fresh, far out, rockin, neat, cool, funky, awesome, great, etc. Can be used for many different things.
However, if something isn't cool, it's "like the whip" because nothing can be like the whip, either it is or it isn't.
Man, your new car is the whip!
Did you see her? She was the whip!
That pizza I just ate was the whip!
by Joe April 29, 2004
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Dick Whipped

When your girlfriend or a girl is so into you she does anything for you.
Yo boul i was out of money so i ask this jawn for some and she gave me it shes so dick whipped nah mean?
by Mattske November 17, 2009
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