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Function

A function is slang for a place (i.e a house). This is said when you are talking about your property
"Look at this silly individual at my function."
"Y'all want to hang out at my function?"
by DictatorofDiction April 10, 2023
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funnel cake special

When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.
Barbra and Tiffany fought over the leftovers, from the funnel cake special they gave me lat night.
by MaverickAggie April 11, 2023
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Funnel Cake Sundae

getting railed by 3 men and having them put a funnel into your anus and cumming into them.
wow, i got a crazy funnel cake sundae yesterday
by cockassuer April 15, 2023
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functail

A term coined by Ablis in Bend Oregon to describe a functional mocktail or cocktail
Dang this functail is choice! Let's get func'd up!
by Sunnycolfax July 18, 2024
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Functional Femininity

When someone chooses to change their gender to female not because of gender dysphoria, but for practical, functional reasons.

In certain situations becoming female might be desirable for pragmatic reasons. To obtain citizenship by marring a heterosexual male for example. Or simply to become a stay at home wife due to a difficult job market. In prison sometimes it is necessary for a male to become female simply for survival.

Someone practicing functional femininity may be open about the fact they are adopting a female gender purely for pragmatic reasons, or they maybe choose to conceal it. It's not unheard of a male to agree to function as a female for a heterosexual male in return for a VISA via marriage. Their husband being fully aware they are practicing functional femininity and that they do not truly consider themselves female.

Often there is a formal agreement of specific terms. Such as permanent chastity, various (sometimes extreme)surgical enhancements and even castration and/or penectomy. This acts as assurance that the male will continue to function as a female permenantly in the long term. These terms are common when a husband is concious of the fact their wife is a male practicing functional femininity.

This kind of arraignment is common with east asians attempting to move to western countries.
"Well, I can either stay here as an umployed man and live in absolute poverty. Or move to the west and practice functional femininity. Become a wife and at least be comfortable. "
by Privalux July 26, 2024
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Function-not

This word means to not function.
Ajay, my computer is function-not!
by the_knowitall October 7, 2023
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Funneling

The act of pouring an entire sandbox worth of sand into your rectum with a funnel.

Primarily done by men seeking sexual pleasure or stimulation.
the man took funneling to a new extreme in the school sandbox.
by Mileycutie1 May 13, 2024
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