Coastal Carolina University

Often mistaken for a zoo exhibit and a breeding ground for STD’s and hepatitis. The lingering smell of the campus fish markets, often referred to as “dorms” or “school of nursing” takes some getting used to. The most common students you will find at this “university” are guys who get no pussy trying to fuck the girls who will look 50 at 25. The job market is never going to be a problem if you attend Coastal Carolina as sex workers will always be in demand.

47% of Myrtle Beach hookers graduation from Coastal Carolina University, the other 53% just went there.

by DodgethefatherRamthedaughter April 23, 2022

gavel coaster

A gavel coaster is the small wooden disc that the head of a gavel is rested upon when it is not in use. When in use, the gavel coaster is hit upon by the gavel, whereupon making a loud noise to quiet noisy rooms.

The judge rested his gavel upon the gavel coaster when he was done silencing the court.

by ocelotdude May 7, 2009

east coast gray

new color for artist's palette -from about mid november to about april 1 when the right coast takes on a shade of gray that seems to be present ad nauseum, and extends pretty much through georgia -me love that fla winter color/light blast!!

when i got back to shit city from the tropics, i was gettin' kissy-face with some east coast gray

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

army of compassion

1. The Salvation Army

2. A euphemism for the US Army

Oftentimes, as we discuss our country, we think in terms of our strength being the military. And I happen to believe it's important to have a strong military to keep the peace. ... The true strength--(applause)--the true strength of the country is the hearts and souls of our citizens. That's the true strength of America, see. Government can hand out money ... but government cannot put hope in a person's heart or a sense of purpose in a person's life. That happens when a loving soul, like Charlene puts her arm around somebody who hurts and says, what can I do to help you? What can I do to make your life a better life? How can I, a citizen of America, interface with you, to help you understand there is a bright hope and a better future? No, the strength of this country is the hearts and souls of the soldiers in the army of compassion.

by Kent Hang October 15, 2004

Riding the Roller Coaster

When one alternates between lines of cocaine and smoking marijuana continuously, one is said to be "riding the roller coaster".

Jim: Has the Baweej been smoking weed and doing lines of coke all night?
Marty: Yeah, he's been riding the roller coaster.

by Jegster July 14, 2010

coast

1. Literally, that part of a body of water that meets the shore.

2. Slang, a locale that has been cased, dating from the era of sea pirates.

1. The California shore meets the Pacific coast.

2a. The pirates left, so the coast is clear.

2b. The Navy left, so the coast is clear for pirating.

2c. We cased the joint, and the coast is clear.

by Downstrike October 23, 2005

west coast

n. Slang for Ritalin, the counter-hyperactivity drug.

Give me some west coast, I need to pass this driving test down at the DMV on the OBC.

by Smkngmgc June 20, 2004