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douchetitanic

The epitome and summum of the douche. The person is so stupid it will cause his/her own undoing and it will be spectacular like the Titanic mishap (also caused by human doucheness, with tragic consequences).
John Bolton said Hillary Clinton faked her concussion. What a douchetitanic!
by fem_progress December 20, 2012
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Douchectomy

The surgical removal of douchebaggery from an infected individual. This procedure is very risky and is typically performed only in emergencies; in severe cases where the douchebaggery has had time to metastasize the operation is often fatal.
"Listen guys, I know it's bad, but it's just too late! If we give him a douchectomy now it's going to kill him: the disease has spread so far that there won't be anything left you can see without a microscope!

....Hell, maybe that ain't so bad."
by Southern Geologist October 12, 2016
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douchetard

Basically a mix of a douche and a retard, also known as Kendall Parkens.
Ainsley: Kendall Parkens is such a douchetard
by Kendallsdaddy October 20, 2017
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Douchestrap

A thin line of hair that (ideally) follows the jawline. Can also be worn with a thin moustache. Essentially a chinstrap, although the only person who would consider this type of facial hair is a douchebag; hence the clarification.
Douchebag: "Hey bro, check it out! I just got my douchestrap lined up; it matches my Affliction shirt perfectly."
by Bumfuzz June 23, 2010
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Douchey Doucherton

This title is given only to those who have leapt past the normal limits of douchiness. These individuals have gone far beyond the wife beater, Ed Hardy, sunglass wearing antics of a general douchebags. For these select few douchedom has become an art.
He slept with your sister while you were in the other room? What a Douchey Doucherton!!!
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douchestick

Variant of dipstick. An utterly ineffective boob - someone who always manages to foul up in clutch situations.
I was wide open in the end zone! Why didn't you throw me the ball, douchestick?
by lardlad February 15, 2007
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douchetante

A person made famous by looks and other means besides a skill or craft. Reality TV actors, politicians, etc.
That douchetante got famous on Jersey Shore
by nugzstradamus March 17, 2011
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