The epitome and summum of the douche. The person is so stupid it will cause his/her own undoing and it will be spectacular like the Titanic mishap (also caused by human doucheness, with tragic consequences).
by fem_progress December 20, 2012
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"Listen guys, I know it's bad, but it's just too late! If we give him a douchectomy now it's going to kill him: the disease has spread so far that there won't be anything left you can see without a microscope!
....Hell, maybe that ain't so bad."
....Hell, maybe that ain't so bad."
by Southern Geologist October 12, 2016
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by Kendallsdaddy October 20, 2017
Get the douchetard mug.A thin line of hair that (ideally) follows the jawline. Can also be worn with a thin moustache. Essentially a chinstrap, although the only person who would consider this type of facial hair is a douchebag; hence the clarification.
Douchebag: "Hey bro, check it out! I just got my douchestrap lined up; it matches my Affliction shirt perfectly."
by Bumfuzz June 23, 2010
Get the Douchestrap mug.This title is given only to those who have leapt past the normal limits of douchiness. These individuals have gone far beyond the wife beater, Ed Hardy, sunglass wearing antics of a general douchebags. For these select few douchedom has become an art.
by Saving the world1d-bag a time August 2, 2009
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by lardlad February 15, 2007
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by nugzstradamus March 17, 2011
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