A female version of a douchebag. Someone who is no longer a bitch but hasn't yet evolved to a cunt level. douchebag
by Merav June 15, 2008
Every female character on the Hills is the epitome of a douchette.
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton on their popular reality TV show The Simple Life popularized the identifying characteristics of a douchette.
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton on their popular reality TV show The Simple Life popularized the identifying characteristics of a douchette.
by DarkSpirit82 June 5, 2009
by Lp123 May 13, 2011
The feminine version of a douchebag. An unintelligent bimbo with enough self confidence for two people. Some characteristics of a douchette include talking about oneself, taking hundreds of mirror photos for Facebook or Myspace, being slutty all the time, wearing Hollister or American Eagle, and inhaling furious amounts of dick.
See also: she-douche
See also: she-douche
"So she had me come over to look at pictures she took of herself wearing her new Aeropostale shirt."
"What a douchette."
b.
"Why is Jim's girlfriend always going around with puckered lips?"
"She's a douchette. Her face is frozen from sucking so much dick."
"What a douchette."
b.
"Why is Jim's girlfriend always going around with puckered lips?"
"She's a douchette. Her face is frozen from sucking so much dick."
by MyArmIsAsleep August 11, 2009
1. The act of a female displaying characteristics synonymous to being a douche.
2. The rare example of a female owning and exhibiting the normally "male douche gene".
2. The rare example of a female owning and exhibiting the normally "male douche gene".
what the hell is Kelly's problem? i picked a quarter up off the ground, and she accuses me of stealing? what a douchette!
by BS Bizzle February 20, 2010
Person A: "So we're dancing and she's telling me how hot I am. So I go to the bathroom and when I come back she's blowing some other guy!"
Person B: "What a total douchette!"
Person B: "What a total douchette!"
by Darkman84 April 5, 2008