Mateo

Person who whacks people and is loud

Mateo came to me and whacked me so hard that even my great grand children said ow

by Pingu8017 October 31, 2019

Mateo Camargo

A songwriter, record producer and well-known as the guitarist in Madina Lake.
He was born and raised in Bogotá, Colombia.
Used to be in the band Reforma with Madina Lake member Dan Torelli. Is incredibly friendly and grateful for what he has, and has a beautiful singing voice.
Often overshadowed, because most raging fan girls tend to focus on the twins Nathan Leone and Matthew Leone because they are apparently the 'cute ones'.

Idiot: "Here's Nathan and Matthew the BEST members of Madina Lake"
True Fan: "What about Mateo Camargo and Dan Torelli?"
Idiot: "Nathan and Matthew are sooooo hot though (:"
True fan: "Get the fuck out."

by Livvehhh February 29, 2008

Mateo Rojas

He’s the weird nerd at school not to tall not to short likes to watch anime porn while he’s dating someone,he does pretty well in school but street smarts wise he’s the dumbest bitch you’ve ever met.he is addicted to mine craft and thinks he has a big dick but he really doesn’t he’s the biggest man hoe ever

Omg did you see Mateo Rojas

He is so weird and nerdy
Other girl:oh yea the last time I saw him he was watching hentai ew i

by Vhgcgfxnfmjyfjyg December 19, 2019

ms mateo

an annoying balding teacher who says "okayyy soo.." for a living

ms mateo is always yelling okay so like just stfu

by concashzz July 03, 2023

Mateo Pobre

To be the ultimate porn star ever...the guy with the greatest cock and the ability to control every woman he sets his eyes on..

Did you see that guy go over to that chick at the bar? He just pulled a Mateo Pobre on her!

by MATEO POBRE'S #1 FAN ! January 21, 2005

Mateo Rodriguez

one of the best and most funniest friends you could ever have or ask for

“dude you are a complete Mateo Rodriguez

by CheekyBastrd88 May 18, 2021

Dirty Mateo

A guy named Mateo that is really dirty and doesn't take a shower for a year.. but the girls still love him though!!

Girl: I love Mateo!!

Boy: that kid?!! He very dirty you know..

Girl: I don't care.. I STILL LOVE DIRTY MATEO

by DIRTY MATEO FOR LIFE September 30, 2016