Mateo is the name given to streetball legends. If you know a Mateo, be grateful to god that he put one in your way. Mateo is the natural predator of Pablos. Although Mateos are quite common these days, you can identify a real OG Mateo from the rest because he:
-Has a big dick.
-His humor is elite.
-Is a streetball legend, 2k master and fortnite lord.
-Has the freshest memes.
-Owns a dope spotify playlist.
Watch out for Pablos, to avoid death they try to copy Mateos so most of fake Mateos are Pablos.
-Has a big dick.
-His humor is elite.
-Is a streetball legend, 2k master and fortnite lord.
-Has the freshest memes.
-Owns a dope spotify playlist.
Watch out for Pablos, to avoid death they try to copy Mateos so most of fake Mateos are Pablos.
by CLLDBU January 30, 2020