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pantyhose

some people say the meaning of life is 42, but i think it's pantyhose
by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
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Emmalie

human dreamcatcher with glossy hair and a face chiseled out by Michaelangelo. living the dream, aka, a jackie collins protagonist incarnate. she's glamorous, successful, and has got mad substance. her accomplishments and sophistication are highly desirable and worth aspiring for. she's beautiful and empathetic. mother, fighter, and lover. her husband adores her. excellent writing skills, will help your vocabulary improve at the expense of feeling slightly inadequate but also motivated. paragon of a balanced woman. well-traveled and frequently published in newspapers and journals.
i weirdly gravitate toward emmalie, but i'm probably overbearing.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019
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rihanna

awesome person!!!!!!!! i love her fashion sense. she wore a red gown once and it was pretty. she always has sleek hair and delicate features and her accolades are awe-inspiring. she keeps slim and slender and looks chic. she has doll lips and hazel eyes and her apartment is fanatastic.
rihanna is cool.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 8, 2019
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rupa

well-intended but writes offensive stuff. gullible sometimes. not to be confused with rupaul.
everyone makes me feel retarded- rupa
by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019
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Roasted cobra

When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.
My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.
by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018
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luna

usually has thick, warm reddish-brown hair and vibrant amber eyes and an ivory complexion. loves starbucks, her cat milo, and living a cozy life listening to music, cleaning, and cooking healthy foods. she's very hard-working and a polyglot. she loves fictional characters and wearing green. she also loves to read and write and travel. she works as a law librarian and is a yoga enthusiast.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
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blooper

person 1: what did i do wrong
person 2: everything
person 1: can you be more specific
person 2: you did everything wrong, blooper
by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
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