The-real-cobra-queen's definitions
girl who is existentially paralyzed by a lack of self-awareness, privacy, and knowledge about the future or the major ripple effects of everything she does. rooted in heuristics, she speculates things endlessly to no confirmation. the essence of coco is, did i do something stupidly wrong without realizing it. the answer to coco is usually, yes.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
Get the cocomug. girl who makes tasteless jokes applying them more to the context of her own life without considering the sociological ramifications and how people interpret it negatively and get butthurt. usually this does not reflect her intrinsic notions of life but her foolish remarks are readily accepted in a manner that antagonizes her, much to her chagrin, but maybe it's her fault because she's being totally blithe. tactless wannabe comedian that people make voodoo dolls out of in private club meetings from which she's excluded.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019
Get the bitney spearsmug. usually has thick, warm reddish-brown hair and vibrant amber eyes and an ivory complexion. loves starbucks, her cat milo, and living a cozy life listening to music, cleaning, and cooking healthy foods. she's very hard-working and a polyglot. she loves fictional characters and wearing green. she also loves to read and write and travel. she works as a law librarian and is a yoga enthusiast.
wow luna is living the dream.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
Get the lunamug. posting more than 9 definitions on urban dictionary. if you're prudent about this activity, this might help your marriage
jimmy is indulging himself mindlessly on urban dictionary again, yet somehow he still has time to excel in everything else. preposterous. mindless self indulgence
by The-real-cobra-queen August 31, 2019
Get the mindless self indulgencemug. person 1: what did i do wrong
person 2: everything
person 1: can you be more specific
person 2: you did everything wrong, blooper
person 2: everything
person 1: can you be more specific
person 2: you did everything wrong, blooper
by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
Get the bloopermug. by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
Get the pantyhosemug. human dreamcatcher with glossy hair and a face chiseled out by Michaelangelo. living the dream, aka, a jackie collins protagonist incarnate. she's glamorous, successful, and has got mad substance. her accomplishments and sophistication are highly desirable and worth aspiring for. she's beautiful and empathetic. mother, fighter, and lover. her husband adores her. excellent writing skills, will help your vocabulary improve at the expense of feeling slightly inadequate but also motivated. paragon of a balanced woman. well-traveled and frequently published in newspapers and journals.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019
Get the Emmaliemug.