The-real-cobra-queen's definitions

coco

girl who is existentially paralyzed by a lack of self-awareness, privacy, and knowledge about the future or the major ripple effects of everything she does. rooted in heuristics, she speculates things endlessly to no confirmation. the essence of coco is, did i do something stupidly wrong without realizing it. the answer to coco is usually, yes.

coco, you've met with a terrible fate. you shouldn't have done that.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

bitney spears

girl who makes tasteless jokes applying them more to the context of her own life without considering the sociological ramifications and how people interpret it negatively and get butthurt. usually this does not reflect her intrinsic notions of life but her foolish remarks are readily accepted in a manner that antagonizes her, much to her chagrin, but maybe it's her fault because she's being totally blithe. tactless wannabe comedian that people make voodoo dolls out of in private club meetings from which she's excluded.

oh there's bitney spears.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019

luna

usually has thick, warm reddish-brown hair and vibrant amber eyes and an ivory complexion. loves starbucks, her cat milo, and living a cozy life listening to music, cleaning, and cooking healthy foods. she's very hard-working and a polyglot. she loves fictional characters and wearing green. she also loves to read and write and travel. she works as a law librarian and is a yoga enthusiast.

wow luna is living the dream.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

mindless self indulgence

posting more than 9 definitions on urban dictionary. if you're prudent about this activity, this might help your marriage

jimmy is indulging himself mindlessly on urban dictionary again, yet somehow he still has time to excel in everything else. preposterous. mindless self indulgence

by The-real-cobra-queen August 31, 2019

blooper

when everything you enjoy is a mistake

person 1: what did i do wrong
person 2: everything
person 1: can you be more specific
person 2: you did everything wrong, blooper

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

pantyhose

the meaning of life

some people say the meaning of life is 42, but i think it's pantyhose

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

Emmalie

human dreamcatcher with glossy hair and a face chiseled out by Michaelangelo. living the dream, aka, a jackie collins protagonist incarnate. she's glamorous, successful, and has got mad substance. her accomplishments and sophistication are highly desirable and worth aspiring for. she's beautiful and empathetic. mother, fighter, and lover. her husband adores her. excellent writing skills, will help your vocabulary improve at the expense of feeling slightly inadequate but also motivated. paragon of a balanced woman. well-traveled and frequently published in newspapers and journals.

i weirdly gravitate toward emmalie, but i'm probably overbearing.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019