The-real-cobra-queen's definitions

rupa

well-intended but writes offensive stuff. gullible sometimes. not to be confused with rupaul.

everyone makes me feel retarded- rupa

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

Roasted cobra

When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.

My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.

by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018

vitriola

an instrument you learn to play at a music conservatory

mathilda plays the vitriola

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

mrs. puff

spongebob's driving instructor. really cute. doesn't like to about mr. puff.

mrs. puff, i guess she's married.
whatever happened to mr. puff?
she doesn't like to talk about it
cutscene to puffer fish lamp
wow i guess that's personal

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

coco

girl who is existentially paralyzed by a lack of self-awareness, privacy, and knowledge about the future or the major ripple effects of everything she does. rooted in heuristics, she speculates things endlessly to no confirmation. the essence of coco is, did i do something stupidly wrong without realizing it. the answer to coco is usually, yes.

coco, you've met with a terrible fate. you shouldn't have done that.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

luna

usually has thick, warm reddish-brown hair and vibrant amber eyes and an ivory complexion. loves starbucks, her cat milo, and living a cozy life listening to music, cleaning, and cooking healthy foods. she's very hard-working and a polyglot. she loves fictional characters and wearing green. she also loves to read and write and travel. she works as a law librarian and is a yoga enthusiast.

wow luna is living the dream.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

bitney spears

girl who makes tasteless jokes applying them more to the context of her own life without considering the sociological ramifications and how people interpret it negatively and get butthurt. usually this does not reflect her intrinsic notions of life but her foolish remarks are readily accepted in a manner that antagonizes her, much to her chagrin, but maybe it's her fault because she's being totally blithe. tactless wannabe comedian that people make voodoo dolls out of in private club meetings from which she's excluded.

oh there's bitney spears.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019