The-real-cobra-queen's definitions

red velvet

SPECTACULAR korean all-girl band who's members hairs are more colorful, happening, and bright than my future. they're an audiovisual feast, swimming through a kaleidoscope of neon chopped fruit and psychedelic bursts of fluorescent pop art. their music alone is like aurally candy sampling the smorgasbord of treats at your local fresh market. ultimately, they're a rich and lush audiovisual melee of bubblegum pop and hip hop and i think they think i'm lesbian. i'm not really lesbian. that's erroneous.

mysteriously, red velvet songs tend to frequently come out on the 19th day of the month.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019

baby blue

if my life were a color, it'd be baby blue. usually numb and transparent color but for a tinge of soft blue, aka a mild case of depression/disillusionment. is notably evident in various places, making it somewhat thematic. can alternatively be used with ice blue or powder blue.

baby blue is that mellifluous ballad by king krule with a jazz blues chord progression in an alternate tuning
columbia university's color is sort of baby blue
my crush looks dreamy in baby blue
wow rory's boyfriend in gilmore girls is so romantic, he's a brilliant mechanic who made her a baby blue car that matches her eyes
almost transparent blue is a drug-fueled narrative of former love, existential confusion, and sensorily acute descriptions of a jaded hedonic life on an army base in japan
the cullinan dream and idol's eye are examples of large powder blue diamonds
alice glass has got the most mesmerizing pair of baby blue eyes
jessica biel plays a candle wax-coated stripper in powder blue
i used to have a baby blue underwear that was too revealing and didn't serve the purpose of underwear
one my favorite poets, kelsey rakes, likes the song baby blue sedan by modest mouse
icebergs have a baby blue color to them

sometimes we exchange our rose-colored glasses for ones that are pale blue.

baby blue is one of the hit singles by king krule.
rory's boyfriend made rory a baby blue sedan like the song, and it matches her eyes.

in god bless you mr. rosewater by kurt vonnegut, mr. rosewater's wife sylvia's ivory face turns a pale blue at the thought of ever meeting with him again.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 2, 2019

lena

beautiful girl with olive skin and long thick brown hair. she is a librarian at her local library and loves suns, moons, glitter, candles, and warm tea. she's very shy but guards her loved ones fiercely. she loves murder mystery and biographies. she has a slight hook nose, a heart-shaped face, slim blue-gray eyes, and a small reddish-pink pout. she loves pastel blue clothes and oriental rugs. her hobbies include finding gluten-free recipes and playing guitar. she is passionate about the beach and enjoys picnics. lena knows all the constellations and has a cat named orion.

lena is so pretty and serene.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

morning turd

the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber

wow i should really wake up and make some coffee, i'm being a morning turd

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

bitney spears

girl who makes tasteless jokes applying them more to the context of her own life without considering the sociological ramifications and how people interpret it negatively and get butthurt. usually this does not reflect her intrinsic notions of life but her foolish remarks are readily accepted in a manner that antagonizes her, much to her chagrin, but maybe it's her fault because she's being totally blithe. tactless wannabe comedian that people make voodoo dolls out of in private club meetings from which she's excluded.

oh there's bitney spears.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019

pantyhose

the meaning of life

some people say the meaning of life is 42, but i think it's pantyhose

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

Emmalie

human dreamcatcher with glossy hair and a face chiseled out by Michaelangelo. living the dream, aka, a jackie collins protagonist incarnate. she's glamorous, successful, and has got mad substance. her accomplishments and sophistication are highly desirable and worth aspiring for. she's beautiful and empathetic. mother, fighter, and lover. her husband adores her. excellent writing skills, will help your vocabulary improve at the expense of feeling slightly inadequate but also motivated. paragon of a balanced woman. well-traveled and frequently published in newspapers and journals.

i weirdly gravitate toward emmalie, but i'm probably overbearing.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019