The-real-cobra-queen's definitions

red velvet

SPECTACULAR korean all-girl band who's members hairs are more colorful, happening, and bright than my future. they're an audiovisual feast, swimming through a kaleidoscope of neon chopped fruit and psychedelic bursts of fluorescent pop art. their music alone is like aurally candy sampling the smorgasbord of treats at your local fresh market. ultimately, they're a rich and lush audiovisual melee of bubblegum pop and hip hop and i think they think i'm lesbian. i'm not really lesbian. that's erroneous.

mysteriously, red velvet songs tend to frequently come out on the 19th day of the month.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019

lalaine

the girl who plays miranda sanchez in lizzie mcguire. she's lizzy's best friend. she's really good friends with her mom, who's into henna tattoos.

lalaine loves shel silverstein books.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019

carpa veledigne

an indian girl who is really saucy and impudent. she needs to tone it down.

carpa veledigne piqued me so i scarfed down her spicy fish bites while she wasn't looking.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019

crasey

when it takes you 9 hours to read a 9-page case.

that girl is crasey.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019

roseanne barred

when you try to get birth control at 13 but your parents won't let you.

no, you can't get birth control, you've been roseanne barred from that.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019

bitney spears

girl who makes tasteless jokes applying them more to the context of her own life without considering the sociological ramifications and how people interpret it negatively and get butthurt. usually this does not reflect her intrinsic notions of life but her foolish remarks are readily accepted in a manner that antagonizes her, much to her chagrin, but maybe it's her fault because she's being totally blithe. tactless wannabe comedian that people make voodoo dolls out of in private club meetings from which she's excluded.

oh there's bitney spears.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019

outré

french word for bizarre fashion statement that is potentially offensive. people might be adverse to you for this.

lady gaga is wearing a meat dress with teal ombre... very outré

monique wanted to wear a normal neutral comfy outfit but her outfit was misinterpreted to offend people

by The-real-cobra-queen September 10, 2019