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bitney spears

girl who makes tasteless jokes applying them more to the context of her own life without considering the sociological ramifications and how people interpret it negatively and get butthurt. usually this does not reflect her intrinsic notions of life but her foolish remarks are readily accepted in a manner that antagonizes her, much to her chagrin, but maybe it's her fault because she's being totally blithe. tactless wannabe comedian that people make voodoo dolls out of in private club meetings from which she's excluded.
oh there's bitney spears.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019
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law school

law school can be good if you keep up and are a swift reader, but it's horrible if you don't. you feel horrible like you could get a bad grade because there's a curve system and then kind of explode in tears.
the law school curve grading system makes me unhappy sometimes. when i was in high school, my good friend once told me "i hope everyone gets an A." this made me love and respect her so much, because she was so hard on herself and was valedictorian. now nobody is allowed to think like that, no matter how hard they work, not everyone can get an A in law school. it's devastating because we all came into law school with so much pride in our abilities and our acceptances into a school we love, and that sort of disintegrates with the curve system sometimes.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 7, 2019
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morning turd

the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber
wow i should really wake up and make some coffee, i'm being a morning turd
by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
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carpa veledigne

an indian girl who is really saucy and impudent. she needs to tone it down.
carpa veledigne piqued me so i scarfed down her spicy fish bites while she wasn't looking.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019
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gilmore girls

show that helps mom decide what's cooking for lunch. the mom and daughter are named lorelai
sooki is such a good cook!!!! mom is taking some cues about what's for lunch now. i heart gilmore girls.- Alexandria
by The-real-cobra-queen August 31, 2019
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mindless self indulgence

posting more than 9 definitions on urban dictionary. if you're prudent about this activity, this might help your marriage
jimmy is indulging himself mindlessly on urban dictionary again, yet somehow he still has time to excel in everything else. preposterous. mindless self indulgence
by The-real-cobra-queen August 31, 2019
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luna

usually has thick, warm reddish-brown hair and vibrant amber eyes and an ivory complexion. loves starbucks, her cat milo, and living a cozy life listening to music, cleaning, and cooking healthy foods. she's very hard-working and a polyglot. she loves fictional characters and wearing green. she also loves to read and write and travel. she works as a law librarian and is a yoga enthusiast.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
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