ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt

Kinda self explanitory... i think, therefore I am!

"Dude, I just got my 'ninja's are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt' I'm so happy, and need to change my pants!"

by meximelt March 5, 2004

Birth control shirt

A ugly word created by a whore full of misandry.

Stupid cunt mocking her husbands shirt. She is fat, ugly, and no man would dip his dick in it.

Birth control shirt.

by Anti-misandry, Anti-mysagonist June 10, 2021

Shirt Tailing

When a man is having rapid intercourse with a woman and another man sticks his dick to the first mans dick (side) and the force from the first dick pulls the second dick into the woman along with it.

Harry: Last night I went into Dave's room while he was fucking his girlfriend and I started shirt tailing myself in.
Dave: Yea dude, what was up with that?
Harry: You shouldn't have left an opening.

by qualat February 19, 2010

THE shirt

Can be any piece of cloth that is used to pick up the remnants of 300 million potential children. Every teenaged boy owns at least one and it can be found near his computer or bed. Usually a white shirt that is worn under the main shirt.

Usually white in color. If you or a loved one uses any other color, you are unashamed to show everyone what you do when you're alone or your man juice is colored differently, in which cases, you're either going to need to get checked for STD's or see a psychiatrist.

The shirt that you reluctantly wear because you forgot to put your laundry in the dryer.

The family member of friend that you reluctantly look at because he/ she borrowed THE shirt and is wearing it.

The shirt you wore to Thursday's Black Light Bowling Night and everyone mistook you for a sperm bank.

by SoggyPancake November 8, 2009

Shirt Job

When someone wraps a shirt around your penis and gives you a blowjob.

Hey did you get anywhere with her last night?

Yeah man she gave me a shirt job!

by The Golden Boys. September 16, 2010

Shirt Taco

The act of wearing a t-shirt and no bottoms, thus exposing ones pink taco.

My girlfriend had some serious shirt taco going on last night.

by The Shirt Cock January 24, 2011

pregnant shirt

a shirt, preferably low cut, that is tight around the bosom and then flowy from there on down; usually worn as a dress shirt to a party that will involve great quantities of good food, so that one's stomach does not appear larger.

I wore my pregnant shirt today, because Amy's mom makes so much food at her parties!!

by Walrus, -i m. December 10, 2008