Harlem shake

Where retards go full retard mode

Can I join in on the Harlem shake?

by Totally not the staff November 10, 2013

mcdonalds shake machine

A legendary machine said to exist inside of a McDonalds that allegedly serves milkshakes and only works once in a blue moon. If asked about the the machine, the McDonalds employees will almost always deny the allegation and say shake machine broke.

Legend has it that long ago there existed a prosperous time in which mankind was able to enjoy milkshakes from McDonalds. And then the dark times approached, wherein teenagers who were entitled and expected 15 dollars an hour became unwilling to serve milkshakes out of sheer laziness.

Soccer Mom: "Hi! Yes, could I get a chocolate milkshake, from the mcdonalds shake machine, please?"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Yeah uh, shake machine broke."
Soccer Mom: "Your shake machine is always 'broke'!!!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Well it's not going to be fixed any time soon. I am too lazy."
Soccer Mom: "You lazy son of a bitch!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "How about some chocolate ass cream instead?"
Soccer Mom: "Up yours! Soccer moms will prevail!"

by Count Fuckyoulot November 24, 2019

Stick in the shake

Being a stick in the shake is way more irritating then dealing with a stick in the mud.

Devon: Lindsey is being such a stick in the mud....she never lets me get what I want, it's like trying to have sex with a medieval hooker......

John: Na man she's being a stick in the shake......sounds more like a pussy that way

by rapmastaflasta April 16, 2011

Rio Vista Milk-Shake

During sex while doing it doggy style, as the male comes to reach his climax and ejaculates between the womans buttcheeks, and the male spanks the womans buttox from both sides making a thick, milky mess (better after the woman takes a long poop without wiping,{the rio vista CHOCOLATE milkshake ;).})

STEVEN: Dude, my sheets are ruined from that Rio Vista Milk-Shake :)
RYAN: WOW! :) Vanilla or Chocolate
STEVEN: Smell my sheets! you tell me :)

by rio vista milk-shake July 8, 2011

nothing to shake your dick at

Something that is underwhelming, not special, or "meh."

Bro: "Yo, bro! You see that girl?"

Cuz: "Yo, dawg, that ain't nothing to shake your dick at."

by Decker Manning July 9, 2016

Cryan cravila shake

when your so drunk you put a Apple phone In a blender and call it apple juice, then you and the boys drink it at the liberty tree mall

Let’s go get a cryan cravila shake

by One fresh pizza69 December 5, 2019

Vanilla Milk Shake

When a male ejaculates into a condom, while the female removes it swallowing the contents from the condom or a vagina.

I just gave Vanessa her first Vanilla Milk Shake.

Vanessa is super down with Vanilla Milk Shakes.

by NevermoreMe June 21, 2022